[SAIIALEX]

She got all hot and bothered because her daughter came to our school today and was asking for charity donations, and she tried to hook us up.

She asked me if she could give her daughter (22) my number, and I told her no. She asked me why not, so I looked around for a second, shut the door to my classroom, and asked her if she really wanted to know why. She said yes, so I told her...

"Because it would be weird dating your daughter when I'd much rather fuck you."

You should've seen her face. It was like decades of an apathy-driven marriage, repressed sexual desire, and enduring the fakeness of tea-circle teacher's lounge chat had melted away and she was standing there, just waiting for me to do anything.

"Let me know," I said.

I peeped in her window later on and saw her smiling into her make-up mirror case.

I kinda feel like destroying a marriage now.

Anyone have any tips on how to handle a soggy old hotty?

Sorry, no pics.

[rodent]

just go for it. she's not gonna resist.

[SAIIALEX]

Originally Posted by rodent

just go for it. she's not gonna resist.

It would probably be better if she did. Just a little.

[rafa_baldo]

the old ladies are the best, they are very "grateful"...

[SAIIALEX]

Originally Posted by rafa_baldo

the old ladies are the best, they are very "grateful"...

I was getting that vibe from her. It would be an amazing experience.

[piedra]

Is she willing to do anal?

[mmarulz]

A. Why was she trying to give you your sister's number?

B. Don't talk to your mom like that.

C. Work.

D.

[Joe_]

I was with a 40 something year old divorcee not too long ago. The experience certainly counts and the desire in them is quite different from chicks our age who get laid whenever they want.

In short, fuck her.

[Friggintitsman]

Do it

Fuck her in the dusty ass hole

[Blacknbruisin]

pics or work