Damn...

Vex · 08-11-2006, 07:54 PM

So I get home from work about an hour ago, say hi to dad, ask where mum is, he says upstairs.

So I go up...shit, mums flat out face down on the landing. I thought she was dead so I yell to dad and we flip the fuck out. Luckily shes breathing but she doesnt respond. We try to pick her up and she wakes but she cant move her fucking limbs, she like a dead weight. Then she burst into uncontrolable tears.

Got her downstairs, packed her with red wine and now shes gone to bed. She an insomniac and is heart broken too which explains it. If anyone has a violin please play it for me now. Happy families!

I need drugs.

Golden Arms · 08-11-2006, 07:56 PM

whatever you do, dont let dickie emling see this thread

sundaysuit · 08-11-2006, 07:56 PM

i'd hit it..........and you should know better.

Darklock · 08-11-2006, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Vex

So I get home from work about an hour ago, say hi to dad, ask where mum is, he says upstairs.

So I go up...shit, mums flat out face down on the landing. I thought she was dead so I yell to dad and we flip the fuck out. Luckily shes breathing but she doesnt respond. We try to pick her up and she wakes but she cant move her fucking limbs, she like a dead weight. Then she burst into uncontrolable tears.

Got her downstairs, packed her with red wine and now shes gone to bed. She an insomniac and is heart broken too which explains it. If anyone has a violin please play it for me now. Happy families!

I need drugs.

Richard Emling has struck again folks.