I was like 8 years old and fucking my big teddy bear pretending it was Dominique Muciano because it smelled good right out of the washer and dryer so it smelled all clean just like a woman should, and I thought that is what she must smell like. Oh Dominique, you were so hot once and I wanted you in the sack even more then my sisters barbie.
This made me laugh
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More hooks than a pirate convention!
More kicks than a chorus line!
More combos than a bank safe!
More crosses than a Catholic church!
More hits than Yahoo!
If punches were people, he'd be China!
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You're looking at me like, like I just asked you the fucking square root of something
I will always remember the OT