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05-30-2006, 08:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
HogRock2 Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Was NY, Now TX. Posts: 2,623	Broken Condom What a fucking day. My girlfriend lives in NYC, so i was spending the night there. Took me an hour to find a parking space. She only had crappy wine to drink. That night the condom broke so we had to go get the morning after pill, and to top it off I got a $115 fucking parking ticket! God hates my ass.

05-30-2006, 08:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
JSN Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: America (Fuck Yeah!) Posts: 21,751	dude the only reason to stay with a girlfriend is to hit it rawdoggy. ditch that bitch! __________________ "The world is governed by very different personages from what is imagined by those who are not behind the scenes." - Benjamin Disraeli

05-30-2006, 08:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
ClinicalSilva Purple Belt Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: LVNV Posts: 2,122	You drink wine? And complain when it's "crappy"?? Is your girlfriend named Floyd? __________________ Vandy by brutal KO

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05-30-2006, 08:56 PM

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HogRock2

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Originally Posted by JSN

dude the only reason to stay with a girlfriend is to hit it rawdoggy. ditch that bitch!

I'd rather not pay for child support.

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05-30-2006, 08:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
JSN Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: America (Fuck Yeah!) Posts: 21,751	got a wire hanger? __________________ "The world is governed by very different personages from what is imagined by those who are not behind the scenes." - Benjamin Disraeli

05-30-2006, 08:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bang Bang Treat Her Like A Prostitute Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Right behind the LA-Z-boy where grandma hid ya knife Posts: 10,981	a brick? __________________ "Thinkin' that it's sweet, cus he ain't seen me in the street Now spit that blood out and get back up on your feet"

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05-30-2006, 08:57 PM

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HogRock2

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Originally Posted by ClinicalSilva

You drink wine? And complain when it's "crappy"?? Is your girlfriend named Floyd?

You misunderstood. She only had wine. That in itself was crappy. But yes, it was some shitty white wine as well.

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05-30-2006, 08:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sambo234 Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,802	was it a durex?

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05-30-2006, 09:00 PM

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HogRock2

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Originally Posted by Sambo234

was it a durex?

Yep. I'm a moron, I know.

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05-30-2006, 09:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
Golden Arms Banned Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Sherdog's Garage Posts: 4,513	ribbed for her pleasure and yours?

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