[irishman]

Afternoon all...

A road trip this past weekend had me wondering about a certain matter that seemed well-suited for the OT. Anyone else ever cruising along on the highway, experience a massive encounter with nature's call, and (either due to being late for something or out of sheer laziness) have no desire or intention to pull over and properly dispose of your waste?

The purpose of this thread is for those who have run across such dilemmas to share their strategies for high-speed urination, what their receptacle of choice generally is, any humorous stories of being caught in the act, and so on.

Personally, I generally reach in the back seat, grab whatever loose Subway 32 oz. cup I can find, and then pop my weiner through the straw hole and unload. My problem is with the dismount, so to speak. Oftentimes, perhaps out of fear of being seen or an unfamiliarity with pissing while seated, I'll dismount the Subway cup only to discover by way off a hot spurt of urine down my leg, that there was a tricky volume of residual piss waiting to fuck me over.

Your thoughts?

[SATAN JR]

I have numerous times been forced to piss in beer bottles on road trips. The toughest part is using 12 oz bottles and then having to switch to an empty one in mid piss. You almost need someone there to grab the first bottle when you fill it up. It's tough shit and you should think out your game plan before you start pissing.

[ghertr]

Originally Posted by irishman

and then pop my weiner through the straw hole and unload

wow...so just how small is your weiner?

[MEEKER]

i have 2 strategies that i use,

1. 4L milk jugs, these are great because you can fit you knob in the top and you dont have to try and line up your peehole (like beer bottles). they also have a cap on them so you dont have to smell your nasty piss

2. the funnell, made out like a cheap version of a beer bong, it works best with mini vans or full size vans on long road trips, especially if everyone is getting wasted, just slide open the door, throw out the hose and pee, but keep a jug of water near to 'flush out' the funnell

[irishman]

Originally Posted by ghertr

wow...so just how small is your weiner?

LOL...Irish curse man. Nah, but seriously, I thought the verb "pop" would imply that I had to break through the plastic to make a little more room. There's no way in hell I'd attempt to simply stuff my junk through that tiny hole, only to face a Saw 2-esque Chinese death trap upon removal.

[irishman]

Originally Posted by MEEKER

2. the funnell, made out like a cheap version of a beer bong, it works best with mini vans or full size vans on long road trips, especially if everyone is getting wasted, just slide open the door, throw out the hose and pee, but keep a jug of water near to 'flush out' the funnell

Absolute unimpeded genius...well-played sir

[ghertr]

Originally Posted by irishman

LOL...Irish curse man. Nah, but seriously, I thought the verb "pop" would imply that I had to break through the plastic to make a little more room. There's no way in hell I'd attempt to simply stuff my junk through that tiny hole, only to face a Saw 2-esque Chinese death trap upon removal.

i see i see. then do you offer the cup to the homeless? that's what i normally do.

[irishman]

Originally Posted by ghertr

i see i see. then do you offer the cup to the homeless? that's what i normally do.

Either that or, if I'm in a rush like I mentioned above, I'll do a "drive-by piss toss" and yell out the window: "You're sitting in the 'Splash Zone' bitch!!"

[bam36]

when in the crowd at the download festival last month, particularly while ****llica were midway through playing 'master of puppets' in its entirety, i pissed in bottles constantly and threw them at whomever would stand out to me. many a crusty ****lhead got doused with my piss.

[kay-o]

I wish you took pics of the festivities