Best things to say when doing the anal (RANKINGS UPDATED AGAIN)

ghertr · 09:28 AM

I will rank them and post my results here.

UPDATE:

#1: post #2 - ghertr says, "wow, you're so much tighter than my sister."
reason: because it is true

#2: post #51 - Golden Arms says, "Did something just grab me?"
reason: because it is true. this was good since it came from a different angle. very different from the things posted on here. probably because he speaks from experience. so learn from GA. never give anal to ron_mexico's anoos unless you want the mexican he harbors there to grab your penis.
post #122 - Golden Arms says, "LOL"
reason: because it is true. it is always better to say "LOL" than to actually laugh at the confused muskrat as it tries to wiggle away
post #107 - Golden Arms says, "'the path of the righteous man is beset...."
reason: because it is ironic to say this and screw a priest in the butt
post #174 - Golden Arm says, "do your JOB DAMNIT"
reason: because it is true. if you actually pay an illegal thai sex worker to receive the anal, she really should do it.

#3: post #6 - iron braveheart says, "wow, you're so much tighter than your dad, bobby"
reason: because it is true. this is an acceptable tl/fwi-related answer. whatever tl/fwi is

#4: post #10 - mr_yamamato says, "sometimes i just grunt in a nasal voice like giant silva when he's on his back getting hit.
'Hrrrraaagh! . . .Errrrghghh! . . .Rughhhhnhh!'"
reason: because it is true. mr_yams likes grunting and it is very ironic to grunt like giant silva when you give him the anal
ADDITIONAL QUOTE FROM YAMAMATO:
post #21 - mr_yamamato says, "Where's your gamesmanship now, mrs yamamoto???"
reason: because it is true. mrs yamamatos gamesmanship is instantly nullified by the anal. as is giant silva's.

#5: post #60 - deadly hobo says, "Smile for the OT!" *Click*
reason: because it should be true.

#6 - 12b: post # BANgbus - chunk monster whispers, "there can only be one highlander!"
chunk monster says, "Do you think we should get burgundy curtains?"
chunk monster says, "I'm going to punch you in the face."
chunk monster says, "m MOMMY I LOVE YOU!!'
chunk monster says, "Now you do me."
chunk monster says, "Have you ever seen Deliverance?"
chunk monster says, "Why can't recess be longer!?"
chunk monster says, "So when's the baby due?"

#7 - post #123: El_Dyablo619 says, "I might as well be fucking a dead woman.... MOVE, MAKE NOISE, DO SOMETHING"
reason: because it is true. dead women are the best to have the anal with. i think this is what he was getting at.
- post #104: El_Dyablo619 says, "If you CAN hear me,.... IF you wake from your coma, my number is ........"
reason: because it is true. women in comas are a close second to give the anal to BEHIND dead folks

#8 - all the malicious ones. like post #79 by enron, post #17 by satan, and post #46 by alphonse