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"He'd be damned if any of the sl@pes were gonna get their greasy y%llow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something...his ass."
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"My instinct was to win, eliminate anyone who is in competition, destroy my enemy, and move on without any kind of hesitation at all."
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"The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints - the ground's too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does he get more worms than I do ..." - Dolorous Edd