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Old 02-23-2006, 12:31 AM   #1 (permalink)

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What would you do IF?

You were taking a shower in your gym and the guy beside you is basicaly jerking himself off?

I swear, this dood was swinging his shit around like crazy, I could hear his cock hitting his leg. Now, I know he wasnt jerking off, he was just overly playing with it. I was going to just look at him and ask him wtf he was doing, but I had felt violated in some way, something just wasnt right.

So, I quickly jumped out of the shower, grabbed my towel and didnt look back.


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Old 02-23-2006, 12:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Are you asking if it is ok for you to reach over?
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jerk him off really quick. that'll stop his damn racket.
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quickly glance over...see if he's jacking off or not. then leave regardless and never speak to the guy again.

if he was indeed jacking off right next to you, it's a safe bet he's jacking to thoughts of you
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Originally Posted by Delirious
You were taking a shower in your gym and the guy beside you is basicaly jerking himself off?

I swear, this dood was swinging his shit around like crazy, I could hear his cock hitting his leg. Now, I know he wasnt jerking off, he was just overly playing with it. I was going to just look at him and ask him wtf he was doing, but I had felt violated in some way, something just wasnt right.

So, I quickly jumped out of the shower, grabbed my towel and didnt look back.


What would you do?
I would've said "Damn man, they have medicine now for penises with epilepsy get that shit under control" and got out.
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Old 02-23-2006, 12:36 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I would have finished my shower. Don't let other people mess with your head like that
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Old 02-23-2006, 12:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It sounds like you need verification that other seemingly normal guys would have thoughts as gay as you had. Wrong...you be bitin' pillow real soon.
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Old 02-23-2006, 12:38 AM   #8 (permalink)

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It was fucked... I was baffeled. I contemplated the reach around but you usually have to pay extra for that ;)
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Next time you get in the shower look over and say,"And none of your cock slapping bullshit today!"
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Old 02-23-2006, 12:40 AM   #10 (permalink)

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It sounds like you need verification that other seemingly normal guys would have thoughts as gay as you had. Wrong...you be bitin' pillow real soon.
What are your thoughts? As is the question of the thread.
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