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Old 03-17-2006, 01:18 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Another one bites the dust.
Well my last remaining drinking buddy and best freind is getting married tommoro.I'm the best man and have to make a speech pretending i like his wife. There are 6 of us buddies that have known each other for over 20years(im 27so since grade school) and now im the sole survivor. Am I a loser? Or the smartest of the bunch? They're wifes consist of 1 good one 1 decent one and 3 complete bitches. 2 of em like me and dont mind they man hangin wit me and the other 3 hate me.All jeleous of each other. LOL!!! I'm never gettin married.
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I personally want to get married.....but for some people its not the smart thing to do.
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your the smartest.

go to a sex shop and buy one of those pornstar molds of the **** and asshole, give it to him and say "this is the most pussy your ever gonna get again"
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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what food is known to kill a woman's sex drive by 100%?

wedding cake!


tell that joke and everyone will love you.


trust me.
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:21 PM   #5 (permalink)
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getting married to the right girl ain't that bad in my opinion. I'm 27 and the first of the bunch is getting married next year. That leaves me one year to organize a wicked bachelor's party.
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Nothing wrong with where you're at, you just need to hold off for one that you really love or its a complete waste of time and money. Enjoy it too, cuz when it happens you don't want to be wishing that there's still things you would of liked "doing"
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:22 PM   #7 (permalink)

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What age did your friends start getting married? I'm 26 and only one of my friends is married. Fuck, I didn't think people even thought about marriage till 30.
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:22 PM   #8 (permalink)

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what food is known to kill a woman's sex drive by 100%?

wedding cake!


tell that joke and everyone will love you.


trust me.
All of em but one bitch about never gettin any. And if your joke is true he will be the same as the others in about 28 hours.
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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stay single, move to vegas or amsterdam... done!
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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your the smartest.

go to a sex shop and buy one of those pornstar molds of the **** and asshole, give it to him and say "this is the most pussy your ever gonna get again"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You should kill her tonight in her sleep and dump the body somewhere. Your friends will be so heart broken for years he will not even date for awhile and probablybecome a ragin alcoholic. You will have a drinking buddy for years then.
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