[JuJuMelonhead]

Over 4th of July, me & my big fat girlfriend took a trip and I was visiting a buddy's gym to work on my ground game. While getting ready to train, the walrus who just jumped out of the shower, comes flying out with a towel on (I don't think it got more than about 40% around her body, but anyways...) to jump on my back, while I'm on the floor checking my gear.

Needless to say, the bitch is heavy and I felt my spleen might be in danger of bursting, so I reached in the gym bag and grab a finger full of Icy Hot, and reach back and put it straight up her giant ass crack.

Ok, the screaming & burning part was pretty funny, but to my horror I discover some "brown" on my finger. For some reason, this really upset and embarassed her, so now she insists on BOTH of us using these damn flushable wet wipes after we take a shit.

Anyways, we're out and I have to go buy more now.

[AO]

you have my vote for post of the year.

[Afterburner]

Originally Posted by AO

you have my vote for post of the year.

I think this is my favorite gimmick. Dude really makes some good threads.

[AO]

yea he's quality. its got a ron mexico kind of flavor but not quite.

[monodc]

Originally Posted by Afterburner

I think this is my favorite gimmick. Dude really makes some good threads.

Yeah, it's just a pity it will get bant soon. His kind always do for some reason.

[ame206350]

Originally Posted by JuJuMelonhead

Over 4th of July, me & my big fat girlfriend took a trip and I was visiting a buddy's gym to work on my ground game. While getting ready to train, the walrus who just jumped out of the shower, comes flying out with a towel on (I don't think it got more than about 40% around her body, but anyways...) to jump on my back, while I'm on the floor checking my gear.

Needless to say, the bitch is heavy and I felt my spleen might be in danger of bursting, so I reached in the gym bag and grab a finger full of Icy Hot, and reach back and put it straight up her giant ass crack.

Ok, the screaming & burning part was pretty funny, but to my horror I discover some "brown" on my finger. For some reason, this really upset and embarassed her, so now she insists on BOTH of us using these damn flushable wet wipes after we take a shit.

Anyways, we're out and I have to go buy more now.

Great.

[JuJuMelonhead]

Originally Posted by monodc

Yeah, it's just a pity it will get bant soon. His kind always do for some reason.

ooohhh noooo!.....not again.....err....I mean...ooh noo! not teh bant!

[mr_yamamoto]

next time, save it, make some hot-and-sour thai soup, and stick your finger in the broth just before serving.

good stuff--complements the vinegar nicely.

bon appetit!

[AO]

hi owl face

[monodc]

Originally Posted by JuJuMelonhead

ooohhh noooo!.....not again.....err....I mean...ooh noo! not teh bant!

Stay strong, my man!