3 drunk sluts and a drag race

Sportman · 07-19-2006, 08:55 PM

The other night I was at the club by myself (as usual) smacking piss, and when I decided to go home I came across 3 drunk sluts. They were at the college I used to go to, with 1 sober dude driving them around who came across as a bit of a bitch but nice enough. One looked 13, one was ok looking and the other one I really wanted to have sex with.

But then all of a sudden this car comes with like 3 other dudes in it and my chances fade, as guys with nice fast car > random but good looking guy walking home. The dude ses we are going for a drag and the bitches almost sprint to get in the fucks car, the guy had played his cards very well.

I didn't know what to do so I fucking panicked big time. I had had a few drinks and really needed to piss so i walked over in front of their car, which had its headlights on, faced them and started letting out a niiiiiiice long loud piss. I stood there, shook the general 11 maybe 12 times before casually walking off feeling satisfied the sluts knew what they had missed out on

did i do the right thing and what would u have done

djstoop_id · 07-19-2006, 08:56 PM

was all the laughter audible from your position in front of the car or were you too drunk to notice ?

Eidolon · 07-19-2006, 08:58 PM

You should have blown your brains out all over his windshield.

That would have really shown them.

mr_yamamoto · 07-19-2006, 09:09 PM

i'd have pulled out my silenced .44 and shot the drag racer punks, then taken the three sluts home for an anal cirque du soleil, with the 13-year old as the star of the show, but that's just me.

djstoop_id · 07-19-2006, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mr_yamamoto

i'd have pulled out my silenced .44 and shot the drag racer punks, then taken the three sluts home for an anal cirque du soleil, with the 13-year old as the star of the show, but that's just me.

cirque du soleil

*clap clap* nice touch.

Nezzer · 07-19-2006, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sportman

faced them and started letting out a niiiiiiice long loud piss. I stood there, shook the general 11 maybe 12 times before casually walking off feeling satisfied the sluts knew what they had missed out on

did i do the right thing and what would u have done

not all chicks like golden showers

creag44 · 07-19-2006, 10:12 PM

Should have slapped it on the hood. Left a few dents to show em!!

**Sonny** · 07-19-2006, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mr_yamamoto

i'd have pulled out my silenced .44 and shot the drag racer punks, then taken the three sluts home for an anal cirque du soleil, with the 13-year old as the star of the show, but that's just me.

Pure poetry. I agree with my Montrealian counterpart, BRAVO.

**Sonny** · 07-19-2006, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sportman

But then all of a sudden this car comes with like 3 other dudes in it and my chances fade, as guys with nice fast car > random but good looking guy walking home.

Who was this random good looking guy walking home?

mr_yamamoto · 07-19-2006, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonny

Who was this random good looking guy walking home?

that was me, but i proved i wasn't just some random dude by taking all 3 drag race punks out with a single head shot each, and then brutally fucking the three chicks in the ass all nite, with the 13-year old as the primary target for my perverted cock.