21 and Coming With me

KravMachado · 06-16-2006, 01:33 PM

I'm in deep now Doggies. HEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 21 year old virgin chick comes to my office about an hour ago and obviously found out about my lil trip to Vegas. She says, "So you're going to Vegas"... I said, yep... ANd like the lil angel on the right of my shoulder says "Don't do it!" BUt the angel on the left shoulder says "Fuck him, do you think he's ever had an ass like that? Virgin no less?"....Then the little judge between my legs answered for all of us "You wanna go??"....

Then she says: "What about your wife." I said, "She's not coming, i'm hooking up with some of my friends from IRaq who are on leave who I havent seen in over a year, so we're just having guys week out in Vegas."....

THen I pulled a line from Gene Hackman in "The Firm"... I tell this 21 year old soon to be well trained slut.. "I'll behave if you go. And no matter what happens, I take rejection well!"

Now, it wasnt the loose fitting jeans that she was wearing with the pink visible pink lined white p anties with her tramp stamp showing that got me nutty. It was her fuckin 6 pack abs, nice and lean... Sorry, she's built like Rachelle from the UFC......................

Now here's the dilemna... My hommies are gonna hit on this bitch. 5 of us are going. 4 of them five are pigs... Vegas is a big goddamned place. But she only knows me. How do I fend off five of my close bro's and keep this 21 year old hottie to myself??????????HELELELELEPEPEEPEPEEPPPP PPPP!!!!

"Hobson, I'm not going to face my father sober!!!! Bring me the drinks, or I'll have someone else do it!" - Dudley Moore (Arthur 1981)

DeadlyHobo · 06-16-2006, 01:36 PM

If you need our advice on how to fend off your friends, you've already failed to gain their respect.

That means the only way you have left is to bring a flamethrower.. or to kill them one by one.

ghertr · 06-16-2006, 01:39 PM

you could kill her. most people outside of the OT will not screw a dead chick. most.

SKZR · 06-16-2006, 01:39 PM

Tell Them You Got The Shits And Go Kick It With Her And Tell Her Your Friends Have The Shits So We Wont Be Seeing Them Then Party With Her Till She's Trashed And Take Advantage Of Her. Then Go Party With Your Friends.

Darkwing Duck · 06-16-2006, 01:40 PM

That's a tough one. Chances are, she'll be gettin it on with your buddies.

MMA RLZ · 06-16-2006, 01:40 PM

Tell your friends to help out with a little community service and stay the fuck away. You're going to Vegas dude, it's not like it's hard to get pussy there.

SATAN JR · 06-16-2006, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KravMachado

I'm in deep now Doggies. HEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 21 year old virgin chick comes to my office about an hour ago and obviously found out about my lil trip to Vegas. She says, "So you're going to Vegas"... I said, yep... ANd like the lil angel on the right of my shoulder says "Don't do it!" BUt the angel on the left shoulder says "Fuck him, do you think he's ever had an ass like that? Virgin no less?"....Then the little judge between my legs answered for all of us "You wanna go??"....

Then she says: "What about your wife." I said, "She's not coming, i'm hooking up with some of my friends from IRaq who are on leave who I havent seen in over a year, so we're just having guys week out in Vegas."....

THen I pulled a line from Gene Hackman in "The Firm"... I tell this 21 year old soon to be well trained slut.. "I'll behave if you go. And no matter what happens, I take rejection well!"

Now, it wasnt the loose fitting jeans that she was wearing with the pink visible pink lined white p anties with her tramp stamp showing that got me nutty. It was her fuckin 6 pack abs, nice and lean... Sorry, she's built like Rachelle from the UFC......................

Now here's the dilemna... My hommies are gonna hit on this bitch. 5 of us are going. 4 of them five are pigs... Vegas is a big goddamned place. But she only knows me. How do I fend off five of my close bro's and keep this 21 year old hottie to myself??????????HELELELELEPEPEEPEPEEPPPP PPPP!!!!

"Hobson, I'm not going to face my father sober!!!! Bring me the drinks, or I'll have someone else do it!" - Dudley Moore (Arthur 1981)

the whole key is if your buddies are stand up guys or not. If they go by the law of man, as they should, you need to tell them that its your ass, and not to throw any cock blocks. Just by saying that if they are cool, they shouldn't fuck up your game. If your worried about one of them opening their mouths (which makes no sense, cause just you bringing the girl is kinda fucked up) then you tell the girl before you leave, "Hey, I know you don't know any of my buddies yet, but I just wanna let you know they are pretty big scumbags, so you better stick by me, so I can take care of you". Anyways, Vegas is a huge city with lots of hotel rooms (many places to get "lost with her").

KravMachado · 06-16-2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SATAN JR

the whole key is if your buddies are stand up guys or not. If they go by the law of man, as they should, you need to tell them that its your ass, and not to throw any cock blocks. Just by saying that if they are cool, they shouldn't fuck up your game. If your worried about one of them opening their mouths (which makes no sense, cause just you bringing the girl is kinda fucked up) then you tell the girl before you leave, "Hey, I know you don't know any of my buddies yet, but I just wanna let you know they are pretty big scumbags, so you better stick by me, so I can take care of you". Anyways, Vegas is a huge city with lots of hotel rooms (many places to get "lost with her").

Funny you mention that. One of "The Dogs" just called me up. I explained to him the situation and he said all they want to do is order some of them call bitches. We're all staying at MGM. He says, "Hey, we won't fuck up your shit".. Actually all my buddies are stand up dudes. But they havent had no pussy since June last year. I mean aint no pussy in the desert guys.

This girl is solid too. I mean she's educated and all. It's not like I'm bringin freakin mush brain with me. I'm sure she can handle even a handful of marines and one ex marine.

And who knows... Maybe I'll actually be a gentlemen and nothing happens...........

But I wouldnt bet on it.

SATAN JR · 06-16-2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by KravMachado

Funny you mention that. One of "The Dogs" just called me up. I explained to him the situation and he said all they want to do is order some of them call bitches. We're all staying at MGM. He says, "Hey, we won't fuck up your shit".. Actually all my buddies are stand up dudes. But they havent had no pussy since June last year. I mean aint no pussy in the desert guys.

This girl is solid too. I mean she's educated and all. It's not like I'm bringin freakin mush brain with me. I'm sure she can handle even a handful of marines and one ex marine.

And who knows... Maybe I'll actually be a gentlemen and nothing happens...........

But I wouldnt bet on it.

yeah as long as you can trust your boys..... no problems. Thats how it should be, you claim that ass first, your boys gotta give you time to hit it.... if you can't come through, your boyz can fight over her like dogs.

ghertr · 06-16-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SATAN JR

yeah as long as you can trust your boys..... no problems. Thats how it should be, you claim that ass first, your boys gotta give you time to hit it.... if you can't come through, your boyz can fight over her like dogs.

it is very strange to see you maturing on the internet as a poster.