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RIPT like Ed Norton 105 35.00%
JACKT like Brad Pitt 70 23.33%
What kind of f@ggotry is this? Roast duck of course! 125 41.67%
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:41 PM   #173301 (permalink)
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Womens tennis also sucks because of the grunting, screaming, and braying they do when hitting the ball. Disallow it, make it a forfeiture when they do it.
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:43 PM   #173302 (permalink)

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Old 07-04-2009, 01:48 PM   #173303 (permalink)

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Okay, my Independence Day resolution - to get back into a regular lifting routine.
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:51 PM   #173304 (permalink)
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Okay, my Independence Day resolution - to get back into a regular lifting routine.
put on about 10lbs of mass.
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:54 PM   #173305 (permalink)
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i need a good pickup line for this greek broad ive got the hots for.
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:56 PM   #173306 (permalink)

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The urges that make we want to go out and kill are the same ones that drive me to lift. I need to find them again.
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:56 PM   #173307 (permalink)

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i need a good pickup line for this greek broad ive got the hots for.
"You know my nickname is Heracles, right?"
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:59 PM   #173308 (permalink)
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yeah something along those lines

i was gonna say something like "you put aphrodite to shame" but then i did some more research and realized aphrodite is a whore
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Old 07-04-2009, 01:59 PM   #173309 (permalink)
 
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"Greek, eh?"

Then look at her ass.

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Old 07-04-2009, 02:00 PM   #173310 (permalink)

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yeah something along those lines

i was gonna say something like "you put aphrodite to shame" but then i did some more research and realized aphrodite is a whore
Your beauty would make Aphrodite jealous.
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