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It's nearly impossible to explain that you know someone from the internet without it sounding like you show each other your buttholes on webcam. - Donut
Leaving tomorrow. I oughta be up in Boulder for a week or two.
Ha, I just saw this about Boulder:
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(571): So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Have fun.
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For the millionth time, it wasn't me who smoked the crack. I told the story if[sic] first person because it's funnier that way. -bacon
There's a really bizarre commercial that keeps running today. It's for Cedar Point, which is a big ass amusement park a few minutes from here for those not from the Midwest. It shows a guy getting off a bus in military uniform, obviously returning from war, greeting his family. They then go directly to Cedar Point, because after being in a war you want to ride roller coasters, and as they go to get on a coaster his little brother looks at him and says, "Are you scared?", and the guy says, "Not anymore!" I feel like I should be offended or something.
everybody in my age range knew about cedar point and the magnum!
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Convinced everyone is on dope.
Resist all the urges that make you want to go out and kill.
