St. Carnal's Pub - Page 964

**Sonny** · 11-15-2007, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

I'm an ass man, but these are so huge and perky I couldn't help but want to snuggle up with them.

For some reason most of the girls I have any lasting interaction with tend to have big tits and flat asses, even though that's not my ideal.

I'm more of an ass man myself. My wife's melons desensitized me to melons altogether.

magicman531 · 11-15-2007, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

I'm an ass man, but these are so huge and perky I couldn't help but want to snuggle up with them.

For some reason most of the girls I have any lasting interaction with tend to have big tits and flat asses, even though that's not my ideal.

qft

Ass > tittays

CarnalSalvation · 11-15-2007, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonny

What's up with chicks in Michigan. Most of the chicks here wouldn't dare dream of taking up weight lifting, let alone learning to lift from a guy like Carnal.

To be fair, I'm actually pretty good at modifying my approach where women are concerned.

If it's a guy, regardless of their goals I think they should do what I do, but thanks to my ex's, I have some insight into what works for women.

One key is they do really well on low reps/high sets. That's how you PACK that ass.

Same here on the titties Sonny, my longest relationship was with a gal who according to my friends had the best natural tits they'd ever seen, and they were DD's.

magicman531 · 11-15-2007, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonny

What's up with chicks in Michigan. Most of the chicks here wouldn't dare dream of taking up weight lifting, let alone learning to lift from a guy like Carnal.

haha!

CarnalSalvation · 11-15-2007, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

qft

Ass > tittays

I love it when you get a girls jeans off and are like "OH SNAP, SHE DOES HAVE A BOOTY!"

GIT IT GIT IT!

magicman531 · 11-15-2007, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

I love it when you get a girls jeans off and are like "OH SNAP, SHE DOES HAVE A BOOTY!"

GIT IT GIT IT!

A girl without an ass is a crime against humanity. I'd blame god if I believed in one.

CarnalSalvation · 11-15-2007, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

haha!

No it's true. It comes up fairly often, and I've turned down a lot of people though.

I don't get it either. I'm mentally unstable, prone to violent outbursts, mildly creepy, a recovering drug addict, I'm fat, etc. and people still wanna train with me.

CarnalSalvation · 11-15-2007, 07:01 PM

I think Sonny's point though, was my bulky, lumpy build is the opposite of what women want for themselves (or in general, with some exceptions).

magicman531 · 11-15-2007, 07:02 PM

Maybe it is your intoxicating grin?

**Sonny** · 11-15-2007, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

To be fair, I'm actually pretty good at modifying my approach where women are concerned.

If it's a guy, regardless of their goals I think they should do what I do, but thanks to my ex's, I have some insight into what works for women.

One key is they do really well on low reps/high sets. That's how you PACK that ass.

Same here on the titties Sonny, my longest relationship was with a gal who according to my friends had the best natural tits they'd ever seen, and they were DD's.

I didn't really mean that as a dig towards you, It just that for the most part the chicks here will judge a trainer by his/her appearance only. You're not the oiled, tanned type.

My wife's tits have entered 'E' territory, but she's carrying some extra all around baggage. I was looking through some old pictures the other day and saw one I took of her when we went on vacation 6 years ago, AND DAMN!!!! She used to have a really athletic build with a phat ass and 'D' titties.