[bacon]

There's a phantom rubix cube fucker upper in my office. It doesn't piss me off that he/she fucks it up, because it's easy enough to fix. What pisses me off is that this person fucks up my because he/she thinks it pisses me off.

[bacon]

Met a guy named Tim today. Tim doesn't like meat loaf. After I discovered that Tim doesn't like meat loaf, I had nothing more to say to Tim because he obviously a communist.

[bacon]

Feel free to butt in any time, fuckers, cause I can go on like this for days.

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Fuck you.

[fennway4414]

Originally Posted by bacon

Met a guy named Tim today. Tim doesn't like meat loaf. After I discovered that Tim doesn't like meat loaf, I had nothing more to say to Tim because he obviously a communist.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[bacon]

When I was 16, I bagged groceries for minimum wage. Some guy approached me while I was doing my thang and said, "Do you see that?" As he held a tuna can in front of my face, he push on the top and it dented in and out and made an oil can sound. "There's botchalism in that can! You can tell by the air space between the lid and the tuna!"

Since then, I've always checked my tuna cans for that. For all I know the guy was a nut job... but what if he wasn't? Who the fuck wants botchulism, or whatever the fuck it's called? Not me!

And this same basic principal (using fear as a motivator) is what makes advertising agencies rich.

[kaboom187]

bacon is cool.

[bacon]

I've been lying to you all. Everytime I said, "I don't have sound on my work computer", I was full of shit. I DO have sound on it. The problem is, my headphones have a really short cord, so if I want to listen to them, I have to either be under my desk or I have to lay my head flat on it.

I'm not even sure why I brought them to work.

[bacon]

*clocks out*

[fennway4414]

I put that meatloaf quote in my sig. That was so amazing.

[erco]

bacon just spammed up the pub, but it was at least entertaining.