[Ian Coe]

Originally Posted by vince89

Well Im not an 8 year old boy so I dont wear pants.

And I spend plenty of time with real people thank you very much.

Whats wrong with tighties whites (with some brown marks here and there)?



You're on here FAR too much for that to be true

[Ian Coe]

Originally Posted by bacon

There's a really real midget in my building. He's about 3.5' tall and he's got all the standard midget charactaristics (Huge head, itty bitty arms and legs, etc...).

But that's not who I just saw. I saw some new lady, who has all the standard properties of a midget....but she's huge. Can't really explain it beyond that. She looks like midget who's been exposed to radiation.

Her arms are so short that I'm pretty sure it's impossible for her to wipe her own ass.

I need to lay down.

2 words:

Camera

Phone

[vince89]

Bullshit.

[vince89]

Thinks hes a bigshot coz hes got a girlfriend now.

[Chaos Mitten]

Originally Posted by vince89

Thinks hes a bigshot coz hes got a girlfriend now.

Ian?

[vince89]

Yeh

[Chaos Mitten]

Originally Posted by vince89

Yeh

Pics?

[bacon]

Originally Posted by Ian Coe

2 words:

Camera

Phone

Cameras and phones aren't allowed in the building. If they were, I would have already posted the pics.

[Centaur]

Or werk.

[vince89]

Originally Posted by erco

I can see Zero losing 50 lbs in 6 weeks by removing baconators from his daily diet.

What are you talking about? Zero is carved out of granite, 3% bodyfat I hear. Mostly thanks to his strict diet of baconators and baconator grease supplemented with bacon.