St. Carnal's Pub - Page 8090

magicman531 · 05-19-2008, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Justin_A

I get how it just happens and your 500 lbs, but when you need 2 chairs its like maybe i need to make a change or 2??? to each his own.

He use to have to weigh himself on a truck scale, no joke. Now he just buys 2 scales and adds the numbers together. Though he's approaching their maxes on that method too...

**Cap'n** · 05-19-2008, 11:17 PM

My log has the first of the pictures from the highland games. Sadly not that many.

magicman531 · 05-19-2008, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by zop

lol you should've found him a third seat and gave it to him and been like "just in case, I don't wanna be helping lift your ass off the ground later if these 2 chairs fail."

That reminds me of dear ol' mother. She's a hefty gal, at the time around 260 pounds, but she also has arthritis. We were at some japanese restaurant where they have you sit on the floor with a space for your feet cut out beneath them. When it was time to go she couldn't get it; mainly due to the arthritis.

To everyone else, they just see this fat lady wallowing around like a pig trying to get to her feet. LMAO Being my sympathetic self, I offered to go get some rope to help hoist her up. Eventually we rolled (yes rolled, haha) her over to the stairs so she could get a boost.

Chaos Mitten · 05-19-2008, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Justin_A

i had a few teens put there feet on the back of my headreat, like they are in the row behind me. i asked nicely at first and had one of them tell me to fuck off, then I got up and threatened them with violence. they stfu after that.

No big deal though i remember being a teen a feeling invicible.

I had a similar situation. I turned around and asked nicely, they rolled their eyes. They kept putting their feet on my seat. I was pretty calm that day, so I didn't make a scene during the middle of the movie. Once it was over, I stood up and turned around and asked the kids what their problem was. They gave me a smartass reply. I grabbed the closest kid's sideways-mounted baseball cap and threw it across the theater and told them they better shut their fucking mouths and learn some manners. One of the girls in the group said "hey, you can't do that!" The boys just looked at their sneakers.