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Old 05-19-2008, 07:25 PM   #80751 (permalink)
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Plump her up. Make her love her fatness.

Hows her feet ??
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:26 PM   #80752 (permalink)
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Oh no. We're talking about fat women again.

That leaves the mean and lean ones for me! Yay!!!
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Plump her up. Make her love her fatness.

Hows her feet ??

she can't tell you, as she can't see them. lollerskates
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:27 PM   #80754 (permalink)
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^barrr harrborr^^^

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Oh no. We're talking about fat women again.

That leaves the mean and lean ones for me! Yay!!!
Yeah YOU can have Evangeline Lilly allll to yourself......
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Yeah YOU can have Evangeline Lilly allll to yourself......
*thwack!*

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*thwack!*

*winces from liver shot*
from the wife?
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:30 PM   #80757 (permalink)
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lol this is pretty good from urban dictionary:

1. Harbor hog
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Har'bor hog - noun

An overweight human female searching for gratis sex from inebriated patrons with impaired vision in second rate bars, particularly dives in quaint seaside towns and villages along coastal Maine.

"She ain't nothing but a harbor hog." said Al.
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:31 PM   #80758 (permalink)
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Plump her up. Make her love her fatness.

Hows her feet ??
I hate feet so I honestly cant tell you. Feet for me is like shit on your dick after anal. I prefer to pretend its not there. (and quickly shower, not after seeing feet though...)

That brings me to another interesting topic. How the heck do you get your girl to agree to shove a waterhose up her ass for a few minutes every time she suspects she are going to get lucky and never tell me about it? I have come to the conclusion that is what is needed but I am not sure about how you go about it. The girl wasnt to happy about the sugestion though for some weird reason... ... ...
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lol this is pretty good from urban dictionary:

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An overweight human female searching for gratis sex from inebriated patrons with impaired vision in second rate bars, particularly dives in quaint seaside towns and villages along coastal Maine.

"She ain't nothing but a harbor hog." said Al.
Harbor hog- great. I've never heard that one.

I referred to a guys rough-looking wife once as 'sea hag'.
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Ok so Hunto, MM, and krellik got the BBW. Bubbleboy has the mean and lean ones. What's left for me?
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