[gza]

oh i forgot to mention i also put in an empty Bounty chocolate bar wrapper. that might have added to the smell. im trying to get one of my girl friends to hook me up with a haggard tampon so i can re-live the carnage

[blakethemus]

thanks for sharing gza............

[gza]

you're welcome blakethemus............................. ........................................ ............

[Ian Coe]

Originally Posted by gza

when i was 16 i was about to fuck my gf but she was ragging. i was in my room with her, it was about 3am, so she didnt wanna go to the bathroom and throw her tampon away cuz it'd wake my mom. so i grabbed an empty Snapple bottle on my desk, she stuck the dirty tampon in there and we went at it.

next morning i saw the bottle, thought "fuck, dont want my parents finding this" so i hid it in the closet and forgot about it.

few months later, was cleaning my room. found this snapple bottle. i thought to myself, strange, why do i have a felt pen in my snapple bottle? (obviously i forgot that it is indeed a bloody sweaty haggard tampon). unscrewed, the lid, and, oh my. you know that sound when you first open a 2L of coke? the "psss"? that sound will be forever etched in my memory, because that sound was coupled with a punch in the face in the form of the worst smell ever created. it was rotten eggs + diarrhea + skunk + piss + sewage. it was the most god-awful creation on this earth and i will never forget this incident.

that was...interesting

[Saith]

The moral of the story:

Throw the snapple bottle in your friend's trunk, not your own closet.

[vince89]

Ordered some ZMA, Fish Oil and MultiVitamin today.

[Saith]

So why don't you ever see anyone use kesa gatame in MMA? Or am I just watching the wrong fights?

[krellik]

Originally Posted by Saith

So why don't you ever see anyone use kesa gatame in MMA? Or am I just watching the wrong fights?

Im out of the game a bit, but kesa gatame is the basic head and arm sidecontroll right?

You can see a few fight with Filho from btt in pride where he used that controll briefly in a few fights. I like that position, I guess some feel its a risky position for being bucked combined with poor offensive tools both striking wise and submission wise. Also not a position that it is usually a heavy emphassis on in bjj wich most mma fighters have as their submission base.... I guess the answers are something like that.. But I could be wrong.

The "leg-kimura" from that position is pretty nice...

[vince89]

Because its not a good pin for striking.

[krellik]

Originally Posted by vince89

Because its not a good pin for striking.

Its hard to get power on your strikes in that position but on the other hand the guy is more or less unable to defend strikes at all...

I think it certainly is an underutilised pin in mma atleast..