[oxcart]

Originally Posted by vince89

Im downloading and watching Malcolm in the Middle, gonna marathon all the seasons.

Not a fan. Never really did anything for me.

[Ian Coe]

Originally Posted by oxcart

Hai Ian!

Now I have lulled them into a false sense of security

JUDO CHOP

[ratman201]

Morning pub.

[hunto]

Originally Posted by ratman201

Morning pub.

Good Morning Ratman.

[vince89]

I saw blades of glory earlier, got a few laughs out of it but overall it was a pretty average movie.

[ratman201]

Originally Posted by vince89

I saw blades of glory earlier, got a few laughs out of it but overall it was a pretty average movie.

Thats what I thought too.

[oxcart]

Originally Posted by ratman201

Thats what I thought too.

+2.

[ratman201]

20 minutes until I have to leave for work. Someone tell a story.

[gza]

when i was 16 i was about to fuck my gf but she was ragging. i was in my room with her, it was about 3am, so she didnt wanna go to the bathroom and throw her tampon away cuz it'd wake my mom. so i grabbed an empty Snapple bottle on my desk, she stuck the dirty tampon in there and we went at it.

next morning i saw the bottle, thought "fuck, dont want my parents finding this" so i hid it in the closet and forgot about it.

few months later, was cleaning my room. found this snapple bottle. i thought to myself, strange, why do i have a felt pen in my snapple bottle? (obviously i forgot that it is indeed a bloody sweaty haggard tampon). unscrewed, the lid, and, oh my. you know that sound when you first open a 2L of coke? the "psss"? that sound will be forever etched in my memory, because that sound was coupled with a punch in the face in the form of the worst smell ever created. it was rotten eggs + diarrhea + skunk + piss + sewage. it was the most god-awful creation on this earth and i will never forget this incident.

[ratman201]

Originally Posted by gza

when i was 16 i was about to fuck my gf but she was ragging. i was in my room with her, it was about 3am, so she didnt wanna go to the bathroom and throw her tampon away cuz it'd wake my mom. so i grabbed an empty Snapple bottle on my desk, she stuck the dirty tampon in there and we went at it.

next morning i saw the bottle, thought "fuck, dont want my parents finding this" so i hid it in the closet and forgot about it.

few months later, was cleaning my room. found this snapple bottle. i thought to myself, strange, why do i have a felt pen in my snapple bottle? (obviously i forgot that it is indeed a bloody sweaty haggard tampon). unscrewed, the lid, and, oh my. you know that sound when you first open a 2L of coke? the "psss"? that sound will be forever etched in my memory, because that sound was coupled with a punch in the face in the form of the worst smell ever created. it was rotten eggs + diarrhea + skunk + piss + sewage. it was the most god-awful creation on this earth and i will never forget this incident.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thank you. Taht was entertaining.