St. Carnal's Pub - Page 7994

John Lambert · 05-18-2008, 12:10 AM

BTW, I didn't say that about the cat because of your story. Rather in spite of it. That cat just made me think of the couple pics I saw of you back whenever that was.

I'm usually pretty good about keepin' my temper over little things. Only one time have I really flown off the handle. I was 17, and I grabbed this guy (who was prolly 17 or 18) by his throat at the campground I was workin' at...

magicman531 · 05-18-2008, 12:10 AM

Well you gotta watch out for psychos, they lose the use of reason in a fight. Sadly I think I classify myself into that category.

CarnalSalvation · 05-18-2008, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by hunto

I knew I was in the right place.

Pub=home.

I knocked a dude out cold with one shot when I was 14 (my first real street fight) and ever since I haven't taken a fucking gram of shit from cocky motherfuckers like that.

**hunto** · 05-18-2008, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

Magicman, read what Feeder said.

Exactly Feeder, he seemed like the kind of dude who was used to getting away with that shit because he was stocky and had a goatee, but he totally didn't know what the hell to do when I was ready to rock.

My ride said she was positive he had a small cock. HAHAHAHAHAH!

Talk about punk a guy. "My girl here says you got a tiny cannoli-*squeeze his dick*-"Yep, shes right."

CarnalSalvation · 05-18-2008, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by John Lambert

BTW, I didn't say that about the cat because of your story. Rather in spite of it. That cat just made me think of the couple pics I saw of you back whenever that was.

I'm usually pretty good about keepin' my temper over little things. Only one time have I really flown off the handle. I was 17, and I grabbed this guy (who was prolly 17 or 18) by his throat at the campground I was workin' at...

I was a monster when I was a coke addict. Lots of shit I'm not proud of unless I'm really drunk happened during that period of time. But once I've had too much to drink, I'm all about telling those stories.

magicman531 · 05-18-2008, 12:13 AM

In basically every fight I've been in, in one form or another I smashed the guy's nuts. Either a kick, punch, knee, elbow, whatever.

**hunto** · 05-18-2008, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by John Lambert

BTW, I didn't say that about the cat because of your story. Rather in spite of it. That cat just made me think of the couple pics I saw of you back whenever that was.

I'm usually pretty good about keepin' my temper over little things. Only one time have I really flown off the handle. I was 17, and I grabbed this guy (who was prolly 17 or 18) by his throat at the campground I was workin' at...

Oh ok. I'm the last person to bully- I usually defend the littler ones- but my reading comp is fried I'm on a bunch of shit rt now.

Got my ass kicked in 7th grade defending a littler guy- "Heyu pick on me motherfucker"- and he side kicked me, I fell back, hit my head, and slid down. He asked me why I got involved, I told him, and he told me they were buddies- I didn't know- but Kurt was his name, and he liked the fact that I was standing up for Art, the lil guy, and me and Kurt were friends till we graduated. His dad was a big biker, looked like the Santa Claus on the Coke cans.

CarnalSalvation · 05-18-2008, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

In basically every fight I've been in, in one form or another I smashed the guy's nuts. Either a kick, punch, knee, elbow, whatever.

Normally I just catch them with an elbow or headbutt before they even know we're fighting, and that's usually the end of it right there.

Only a few times have I squared off for a "fair" fight.

**hunto** · 05-18-2008, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

In basically every fight I've been in, in one form or another I smashed the guy's nuts. Either a kick, punch, knee, elbow, whatever.

lol

I gotta gotta get over the insticnt to hit the guys eye. I gotta aim for the jaw- I wish I could drill it-

magicman531 · 05-18-2008, 12:19 AM

I had one interesting "fight." It was on the basketball court, for whatever reason these 2 guys got up in my face and we were talking the smack. Out of nowhere one of their friends sucker punches me in the side of the head. Strangely it didn't hurt at all though. I turned to him and said, "If that's as hard as you hit, you're in real trouble." That was the extent of the "fight." Just exchanged a little more trash talk and then I went about my business.