[Urban]

Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

The dudes that rock out at larkins are rolling frying pans, bending 80d and harder steel/aluminumr bars unbraced, While/during/after cleaning the Inch, passing Blobs from hand to hand, etc. it's fucking ill.

I can bend a 60d like butter, and most folks can't tell the difference between 1/4" steel, because the different alloys go over their head, so why bust myself up?

I've taken to bending G5's for show, I may bring a single 60d but I'll bend a couple g5's to show my ability. The 60d's look more impressive/thicker, but I've seen one guy bend one first time trying, and that kinda knocks me down a peg. Never happened with a g5 so far, but I hear of guys who've bent reds the first time they laid hands on one.

[Urban]

Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

Bobtimus Prime thinks I could bend a bastard or better if I use the queer as double wrap handlebar shit. I might.

I'm not gonna lie to you, I bend with two pieces of suede now. It's not the pillow padding I see some people use, but i've moved away from single wrap. I may go back in the future and begin reducing padding on my way to bending a 60d bare handed, but that comes after the bastard.

[CarnalSalvation]

Originally Posted by Urban

I've taken to bending G5's for show, I may bring a single 60d but I'll bend a couple g5's to show my ability. The 60d's look more impressive/thicker, but I've seen one guy bend one first time trying, and that kinda knocks me down a peg. Never happened with a g5 so far, but I hear of guys who've bent reds the first time they laid hands on one.

I bent a 60d on my first try with a little coaching from Grandpa Grip Pimp. Anybody who is tough in the head can do it, even if they're fucking weak.

Oi Ban, did you hear I pulled 700lbs weighing 246?

[Urban]

I heard you pulled 700, but I didn't know you were 50lbs light, god damn man, you must be lookin trim these days! Congrats! Wanna race to 800?

[magicman531]

Originally Posted by Urban

I heard you pulled 700, but I didn't know you were 50lbs light, god damn man, you must be lookin trim these days! Congrats! Wanna race to 800?

oh boy... dont get him stroking himself again

[CarnalSalvation]

Originally Posted by Urban

I'm not gonna lie to you, I bend with two pieces of suede now. It's not the pillow padding I see some people use, but i've moved away from single wrap. I may go back in the future and begin reducing padding on my way to bending a 60d bare handed, but that comes after the bastard.

I'll just get sick-ass psyched and do it underhand with a fucking single wrap, because I have a ballsack.

Today, while bending shit for the girls at work I let out too much adrenaline, was having glute spasms and my legs were shaking. Over some 60d's and g5's.

[magicman531]

later johnny

[CarnalSalvation]

Originally Posted by Urban

I heard you pulled 700, but I didn't know you were 50lbs light, god damn man, you must be lookin trim these days! Congrats! Wanna race to 800?

I look fucking freaky at this BW.

And yeah we can go at it for 8 bills, you will lose.

[Urban]

Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

I'll just get sick-ass psyched and do it underhand with a fucking single wrap, because I have a ballsack.

Today, while bending shit for the girls at work I let out too much adrenaline, was having glute spasms and my legs were shaking. Over some 60d's and g5's.

You're gonna have to take it down a peg there man... bend all you want, having an aneurysm while doing it won't get you laid.

[Saith]

Originally Posted by magicman531

oh boy... dont get him stroking himself again

He has hunto for that now.