[Zerocrew1984]

magic, karma is a bitch. if you would have been by her side during her recovery she probably wouldnt have gotten better and gotten fat. its just the way i goes.

[Cap'n]

I once dumped a chick because she said "excape" instead of "escape". I heard it once, ignored it. Heard it twice and she had to go.

[hunto]

Originally Posted by magicman531

lol

I feel much better now about leaving a girl with fractured hip. Other pet peeves:

open mouth chewers
open mouth breathers

Everything was good with this Indian girl (feather, not dot). Pretty black hair, nice enough face, slim figure, nice. Had her head on straight, not flighty. We went to bed in her waterbed when her parents were gone once, for the first time, and when she was walking to the bed, her feet. Her big toes' nails were fucked up on both feet, and gnarled toes- just not pretty feet I'm used to on women. And it killed it. I stayed, broke it off later. I couldn't get the image of those ugly feet out of my head when we made out or whatever-

[hunto]

Originally Posted by Cap'n

I once dumped a chick because she said "excape" instead of "escape". I heard it once, ignored it. Heard it twice and she had to go.

*Buys Cap'n a beer*

[magicman531]

Originally Posted by Cap'n

I once dumped a chick because she said "excape" instead of "escape". I heard it once, ignored it. Heard it twice and she had to go.

There was another girl I disbefriended (yea it's a real word) because she said "drawl" instead of draw. I draw cartoons and shit, so she says "You like to drawl?" It wouldn't have been a big deal but she always asked me "what are you drawling?" It's D-RAW goddamnit! now gtfo


*clarify - she was more of a friend of a friend so it wasn't too bad. I just preferred not to be around here after that among other reasons

[magicman531]

Originally Posted by hunto

Everything was good with this Indian girl (feather, not dot). Pretty black hair, nice enough face, slim figure, nice. Had her head on straight, not flighty. We went to bed in her waterbed when her parents were gone once, for the first time, and when she was walking to the bed, her feet. Her big toes' nails were fucked up on both feet, and gnarled toes- just not pretty feet I'm used to on women. And it killed it. I stayed, broke it off later. I couldn't get the image of those ugly feet out of my head when we made out or whatever-

well dude she was an indian. no tenderfoots in the tribes.

[Cap'n]

I was interested in my latina co worker because she's incredibly hot. But that went out the window when her airheaded-ness hit a new low. Direct quote:

"You know what I found out today? Bastard actually means something! Like your parents aren't married or some shit like that. I just thought it was a word".

Me:

"....I'm going for a coffee, stay put and protect the protein powder"

[gza]

some of you weird fucks have things for feet, dont you?

[Bubble Boy]

Now see "drawl" would turn me on. There'd be "Let's Get IT On" Marvin Gaye soundtrack going 'round in my head.

This is funny shit mang. LOL

[hunto]

The lady I'm married to now, I've known all my life, and have been getting fucked up with her older brothers for years, wayyyyy before we got married, when we were just teens, I'd go over there and match up drugs with her bros (she was never into it like we were). So I'm dating this Pentecostal idiot, and she doesn't know I get high, all that, and I get through with her for the night, and go to Johnnys, and we start in drinking, smoking, whatever. PenteGirl sees my truck outside Johnnys, and leaves notes- "I know thats where Jenny lives and you always say nothing is going on but if there was nothing going on why are you here at 3 in the morning?" Shit like that. Dumb bitch. So I go to leave one night, and we'd all been cooking, stoned, me, Johnny, Jenny, and her other brother Chris, and we're outside at like 4:30, and theres a note, saying roughly the same thing- "Wah wah wah here wah wah" and we're laughing at how pathetic the bitch is for driving by and leaving notes, etc, really laguhing it up, and a car starts up- it's her- in her moms car! I knew her little tan car but didn't look for her moms dark car- busted, in the street, mocking her stupid note with my drug friends and the girl she was all insecure about. Dumbass- I never made it a secret they were merely filler till I could get Jen to marry me.