St. Carnal's Pub - Page 7879

CarnalSalvation · 05-15-2008, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

i had my first dominatrix session today

not really

That's how I ended up dropping my pants, kinda.

The girls at work were spanking each other with a yard stick I'd found, and when I got up to smoke one of them asked if they could spank me, so I said sure. They totally whiffed and hit the back of my thighs right under my ass (which actually hurts worse if somebody is whoopin that ass properly) and said "Where is your ass?" since my jeans fit like fucking akido pants, so Just slipped them down and bent over.

A girl also asked me if Austria and Australia were the same thing today. After explaining that they weren't, she asked me if they had kangaroo's in Austria.....fucking hell.

magicman531 · 05-15-2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

That's how I ended up dropping my pants, kinda.

The girls at work were spanking each other with a yard stick I'd found, and when I got up to smoke one of them asked if they could spank me, so I said sure. They totally whiffed and hit the back of my thighs right under my ass (which actually hurts worse if somebody is whoopin that ass properly) and said "Where is your ass?" since my jeans fit like fucking akido pants, so Just slipped them down and bent over.

A girl also asked me if Austria and Australia were the same thing today. After explaining that they weren't, she asked me if they had kangaroo's in Austria.....fucking hell.

where exactly do you work again?

fennway4414 · 05-15-2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

where exactly do you work again?

Sounds like Hooters.

CarnalSalvation · 05-15-2008, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

where exactly do you work again?

A records storage company.

The girls are hilarious. The pics they showed me from our supervisors bachelorette party (also sex toy party) were a hoot. And kinda hot.

magicman531 · 05-15-2008, 07:57 PM

have you ever incorporated the use of electrodes in some of these deviant escapades of yours?

CarnalSalvation · 05-15-2008, 07:57 PM

I'm gonna go sit on my stoop and mad dog pedestrians for a minute, I'll be back!

CarnalSalvation · 05-15-2008, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

have you ever incorporated the use of electrodes in some of these deviant escapades of yours?

No, but I wouldn't be opposed.

My rule is nothing that leaves permanent marks. That's really the only hard and fast line.

I don't care for bondage, because I feel it cheapens the submission. If you're bound up, you couldn't even theoretically resist, so the mental power play is lessened for me.