[ratman201]

Originally Posted by kaboom187

RAT!

I have half a KG of beef stewing cubes.

Recipes for retards, i need one.

Beef Bourgioun:

Render off some bacon, real bacon not canadian bacon, then sear the beef in the bacon fat.

Next dump in some diced 1"x1" carrots and onions, plus some whole button mushrooms and a whole bottle (750ml) of dry red wine, preferably a Burgundy (boxed is fine).
Put in a few whole pepper corns, a bay leaf, some thyme sprigs, and some parsley stems.

Bring to a boil then reduce to a simmer (lazy bubble every few seconds) for 1-3 hours, until meat is fork tender.

Season with salt and pepper to taste.

[ratman201]

Originally Posted by Rare Chestnuts

"How I Met Your Mother" is awesome.

Yes it is.

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by ratman201

Beef Bourgioun:

Render off some bacon, real bacon not canadian bacon, then sear the beef in the bacon fat.

Next dump in some diced 1"x1" carrots and onions, plus some whole button mushrooms and a whole bottle (750ml) of dry red wine, preferably a Burgundy (boxed is fine).
Put in a few whole pepper corns, a bay leaf, some thyme sprigs, and some parsley stems.

Bring to a boil then reduce to a simmer (lazy bubble every few seconds) for 1-3 hours, until meat is fork tender.

Season with salt and pepper to taste.

We can't get anything but Canadian bacon.

[kaboom187]

i imagine a half KG of beef will probably only make 2 servings eh.

[Rare Chestnuts]

I didn't picture our resident chef-in-training from Pennsylvania as an asian.

[ratman201]

Originally Posted by Centaur

We can't get anything but Canadian bacon.

Your not really serious are you?

[thethirddiaz]

Nor did I. I feel betrayed. How the fuck was I supposed to make jokes at your expense without knowing you were AZN?

Do you/have you ever been a pro Starcraft player?

[Rare Chestnuts]

Originally Posted by ratman201

Yes it is.

I love how they mention websites in the show and always have a site set up.

For example:
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[ratman201]

Originally Posted by Rare Chestnuts

I love how they mention websites in the show and always have a site set up.

For example:
slideShow

SlapBet.com

[ratman201]

Ok I'm kinda bored, so I'll tell a story. I think magic will appreciate this.

Last night I hooked up with this girl. I mentioned her a few days ago. She begged me to choke and slap her during sex. Which was awesome by the way, and she came because I was choking her.

Anyways she IM'd me while I was at school and apparently she has a giant bruise across her face. She wants to do it again Thursday.