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If your pops doesn't pay friends to sodomize you after you steal his bottle of blue, he's not a man...
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He got it as a gift. I don't know why he has never even cracked the seal. He was considering just giving it away to a friend so I know he doesn't really care if its around him. I pray to jeebus to not let him give it away until I can get my hands on it.
For some reason my mom got a fifth of Southern Comfort which she took 3 sips of and hasn't opened it again. That was a year ago. Every time I open the pantry door, it stares at me, mocking me, calling me names and tempting me with its brown color. I will drink it one day, and I shall put the empty bottle on my shelf, as a trophy of conquering a worthy adversary.