[Saith]

Originally Posted by takeahnase

I'm watching Germany's next top model. Pretty lame girls this time around.

That's actually pretty good for a reality show. It's fun to watch the stupid girls act bitchy to each other and make each other feel ugly and cry.

[takeahnase]

No blacks on this season though, so not too much drama.

[vince89]

Originally Posted by kaboom187

so vince isn't gay?

Shut the fuck up pussy.

[ratman201]

Originally Posted by immovablestone

I am playing devils advocate, but I'd pick the cereal woman over the betty you posted, factoring in looks at about 50% of the equasion.

The cereal woman would probably leave you with battle scars from the fury, while that little distant looking betty would likely just lay there and meep.

It could also be the other way around, so do both!

Livelyness in the sack is inversely proportional to sanity. So, while I'd choose vince's girl every time based on looks, but you never really know. You'd have to actually talk to them, and women weren't meant to talk anyways *hopes tamil isn't lurking*.

[Zerocrew1984]

i liked watching americas smartest model w/ ben stein.

[vince89]

I was talking to this chick on Facebook about us playing darts at the pub and I said "did you enjoy my dart skills/luck last night?" and she was like "I was actually impressed by my own skills" then I said "what? everyone knows girls cant play darts/do anything"

Owned.

[thethirddiaz]

Originally Posted by vince89

I was talking to this chick on Facebook about us playing darts at the pub and I said "did you enjoy my dart skills/luck last night?" and she was like "I was actually impressed by my own skills" then I said "what? everyone knows girls cant play darts/do anything"

Owned.

She a lesbian or did you not "convert" her yet?

[vince89]

Yeh you guys are killing that whole lesbian thing.

Anyway, nah shes a friend of a friend - she wants it but Im never really out at the same time/places that she is (different social circles) also shes not very slutty. I suggested we go for a ride in her car and fuck but she said something about going on dates first so I was like "yeh fuck that".

[immovablestone]

Originally Posted by ratman201

Livelyness in the sack is inversely proportional to sanity.

Thats some wisdom right there. My favorites are the professionals who maintain the air of perfect normalcy, but still have that insane megalomaniacle gleam behind their eyes that only those who've been there can detect. They'll rip you appart in the sack every damn time, but will also destroy your life if you give a bakers fuck about them.

[Saith]

Originally Posted by immovablestone

Thats some wisdom right there. My favorites are the professionals who maintain the air of perfect normalcy, but still have that insane megalomaniacle gleam behind their eyes that only those who've been there can detect. They'll rip you appart in the sack every damn time, but will also destroy your life if you give a bakers fuck about them.

Hmm, I'd never have the patience to deal with someone who acts normal all the damn time. I'd get bored too quick.