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Originally Posted by Mickey's
Carnal, you really gotta stop saying these short story needed statements. People here want to know what is going on and you just pull our attention then don't give us an answer. Upsetting to say the least.
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It's how I bring ya in. That way I can build some suspense!
C&P from another board:
I tried to call my buddy Paul at round 3, when Kingpin was over and he didn't answer so I took a nap. I had a voice mail when I got up, so I headed on over there. When I showed up, various neighborhood women were hanging around. One of them stayed when it got a bit later, and Paul said he wanted me "professional" opinion on whether or not she was on painkillers. I'm quite certain she is. I went to my car to get my shirt and this woman ambushed me to tell me to have a good night. I was like "um, I'm just getting my shirt" and she said she might come back over.
Not a second after I sat down Paul says "Do NOT fuck her", this struck me as funny because the whole way back from my car that's all I'd been thinking about. I told him that and he said I was strutting on my way back and he knew exactly what I was thinking. I told he and his wife I totally thought I could get all up in that, and Hope said "Yeah, it's been discussed".
A fat but beautiful hispanic girl I had made friends with while I was black out drunk came over and gave me a hug. I have no idea who she is, I vaguely remember her sitting at the same table I was at last week, but only now did I recall that. I'd prefer her over the pill popper, but I am totally gonna troll in my buddies neighborhood. There are horny chicks over there.
I also had some pita sandwiches with beef, fetta cheese and cucumbers. They were delicious.
I drank some Sam Adams and Oberon, plus he got me totally fucking lit up.
