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Originally Posted by Lorenz
LOL!!!
They are the mma shirts with all the crazy over-done graphics on them... There kind of the new TapouT (Chumps who wanna be fighters wear them to think they are hawt shit)
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I see them around town here every now and then. I mean guys decked out from head to toe in their "fighter" costume. Now, since this is a small town, and we need more people at our little fight club, I'll more often than not strike up a conversation. Either that or I'm interested in maybe training at his club...
I won't go out of my way to do it, but, for example, if the guy in the costume is standing in line near me, I'll pipe up:
ME: "I noticed your Tap Out shorts, Affliction T-shirt, UFC cap, and all you're dragon / skull tattoo's. Do you train? Because we've got a gym in town and yada yada yada..."
CHUMP: "Uh no, I don't train. But I've been looking for a gym."
So I'll take a minute and set them up real quick with phone numbers to the couple of gyms in town.
CHUMP: "Cool, man, yeah, so I'll be there Thursday night. FOR SURE."
ME: "Right on, see you then bro."
Never see them again.