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Old 05-04-2008, 12:01 PM   #74051 (permalink)
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I need to figure a way to squirt some oil on my neighbors roof. I thought I heard a baby bird, going CHEEP CHEEP, and after a while, went to kill said bird. It is the whirlybird roof vent on his roof- squeak squeak it needs oil. "Oil yer shit" doesn't sound good no matter how I phrase it, so I'm going to try to squirt some oil on it from the ground while they're at church. I have to get it up there, but I can't drench his shit in oil either, so it has to be kinda accurate. I can't climb up there, too risky.
I reccomend a molotov cocktail, needs less in the way of accuracy.
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:02 PM   #74052 (permalink)

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Who climbs onto their neighbors roof in order to kill a baby bird?
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Who climbs onto their neighbors roof in order to kill a baby bird?
Someone with some psychological problems is my guess.
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:12 PM   #74054 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:16 PM   #74055 (permalink)

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Dead in here this whole weekend.
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:19 PM   #74056 (permalink)
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Dead in here this whole weekend.
I know dude, and I've been on a continuous beer cycle the whole time, so I've been feeling chatty and nobody is around.

I need a lolcat that says I needz less beer for breakfast
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:27 PM   #74057 (permalink)
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POST, QUEERS!

I have to buzz my head today. And not buy more beer.
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Old 05-04-2008, 12:43 PM   #74058 (permalink)

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Carnal, you buzz you're own hair? I cant do it properly by myself, so I need to get the women to do it... although she sucks at it to.
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Carnal, you buzz you're own hair? I cant do it properly by myself, so I need to get the women to do it... although she sucks at it to.
Yes sir, I buzz my own shit. It's awesome. When I rock the mohawk for meets and what not, I have to have a bitch shave that up though, otherwise the back is ALL fucked up.
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Haha, no doubt, that takes some skillzzz
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