St. Carnal's Pub - Page 7253

CarnalSalvation · 04-30-2008, 08:00 AM

No, cocaine is just a hell of a fatburner and when I quit I couldn't afford to eat much. Bitches do seem to like it, but that's not why it happened. But they do dig it.

ratman, my kitchen is totally fuxated.

ratman201 · 04-30-2008, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

No, cocaine is just a hell of a fatburner and when I quit I couldn't afford to eat much. Bitches do seem to like it, but that's not why it happened. But they do dig it.

ratman, my kitchen is totally fuxated.

Yeah I always make food when I'm exhausted right before bed, then the shit is a disaster when I wake up and I don't bother cooking breakfast cause I dont want to clean at 8am.

CarnalSalvation · 04-30-2008, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ratman201

Yeah I always make food when I'm exhausted right before bed, then the shit is a disaster when I wake up and I don't bother cooking breakfast cause I dont want to clean at 8am.

EXACTLY. Plus I have this habit of cooking while I'm black out drunk, which helps with the hangover, but it makes an awful mess usually. I'm not gonna clean that shit when I'm hungover, then I never get around to it. I really do need to clean my apartment within the next couple weeks though.

oxcart · 04-30-2008, 08:05 AM

Brown sauce is rank Vince.

oxcart · 04-30-2008, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

EXACTLY. Plus I have this habit of cooking while I'm black out drunk, which helps with the hangover, but it makes an awful mess usually.

That's what kebab shops were invented for.

ratman201 · 04-30-2008, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

EXACTLY. Plus I have this habit of cooking while I'm black out drunk, which helps with the hangover, but it makes an awful mess usually. I'm not gonna clean that shit when I'm hungover, then I never get around to it. I really do need to clean my apartment within the next couple weeks though.

I've made a new rule that I don't cook when drinking, I only reheat leftovers. Made diner for a bunch of people the one night when we were all wasted and I put my chef's knife into my finger just shy of bone, and because I was drinking it never clotted, shit bled for a week straight.

ratman201 · 04-30-2008, 08:09 AM

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That's what kebab shops were invented for.

We don't have a bunch of those in the states. NYC maybe, but you can get pizza there at all hours of the night too.

Ian Coe · 04-30-2008, 08:11 AM

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I rather like that.

*bows*

vince89 · 04-30-2008, 08:12 AM

Kebab Shops are disgusting. Brown sauce + eggs = win.

CarnalSalvation · 04-30-2008, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ratman201

I've made a new rule that I don't cook when drinking, I only reheat leftovers. Made diner for a bunch of people the one night when we were all wasted and I put my chef's knife into my finger just shy of bone, and because I was drinking it never clotted, shit bled for a week straight.

That's worse than mine.

I was lazy, so I was making minute rice, and I couldn't find the cover for the dish, so I used a paper plate. I must have set the timer for 90 minutes instead of 9 or some shit, and then passed out. I slept though the fire, the rice was like styrofoam and the plate was all torched. Obviously my microwave was fucked and there was some minor heat damage, but I got lucky.