St. Carnal's Pub - Page 700

**mschatz** · 11-09-2007, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Alan Goode

Cradle robber.

Well, in my defense, she's turning 21 this month. Of course, Im turning 27 in February

MatterOverMind · 11-09-2007, 02:19 PM

JERRY: I just wish I could figure out if this guy is trying to keep me out of

Tuscany.

GEORGE: Of course he is. There's got to be houses for rent in Tuscany. Do you

know how big Tuscany is?

JERRY: I have no idea.

GEORGE: It it's huge. It's probably like North Dakota.

JERRY: Oh, no way it's that big.

GEORGE: It's a big region.

JERRY: Do you know how big North Dakota is stupid?

**mschatz** · 11-09-2007, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thethirddiaz

I guess that's where you get those high weights. Old man strength.

Im in the TOTHO waiting room

MatterOverMind · 11-09-2007, 02:20 PM

North Dakota is approximately 8 times larger than Tuscany.

magicman531 · 11-09-2007, 02:20 PM

Seinfeld has affected my life dramatically.

**Cap'n** · 11-09-2007, 02:21 PM

I felt bad enough getting busy with my ex-gf's little sister (17) and I'm almost 21.

graedy · 11-09-2007, 02:21 PM

You know your last name "Schatz" means treasure?
It is also used like sweetie or honey.
Like "I love you, honey." - "Ich liebe dich, mein Schatz."

But probably you already know this.

**mschatz** · 11-09-2007, 02:22 PM

I read on here somewhere that one way to get all the fish oil you need is to put a bunch of caps into water and let it dissolve, and then down the whole thing.

I am doing it right now, and it is CRAZY looking. The caps turn into these weird globular shapes, and the water looks like it has oil slicks on top. If I was high, this would trip me out...

thethirddiaz · 11-09-2007, 02:22 PM

http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/chalk.html

Is that what I should get for chalk? I've never used chalk and don't know what's good or what a good price is.

**Cap'n** · 11-09-2007, 02:22 PM

Miss Honey, that's your new name