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04-23-2008, 03:08 PM
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Some 18 year old floozy tried to cheat of of me during my last Chem test. We're 3/4 of the way through the semester and she still hasn't figured out how to convert from grams to moles. AND she had her fucking BOOK OPEN! She left crying halfway through the test. I got ten bucks says she dropped the class.
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Drop and have the grade wiped FTW.
I wish they'd instituted that before I failed a CS course and switched to IT. __________________
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but, in practice, there is.
"Slacks are a species of bird" - Fatty's story
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04-23-2008, 03:12 PM
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True story,
A friend of mine, we'll call him Miguel, picked up a girl from a hooters in KC. He asked her out on a date and she said yes, but only if she drove. She picked his as up in a mini-van thinking it would just be the 2 of them. Five of us piled into the van and Miguel had her take us to a strip club....but she was too young to get in so she waited in the car.
We stayed about an hour and went back to Miguels. He ended up nailing her in the hot tub. They both woke up with a chemical rash on their goodies and blamed each other for it. Miguel would later discover that the hot tub's chemicals were all fucked up.
Me: "I'll have the 3-mile-island hot wings."
Hooters girl: "Those are gonna burn your asshole."
Miguel: "Will you go out with me?"
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04-23-2008, 03:14 PM
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LMAO bacon, classic.
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04-23-2008, 03:20 PM
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Anyone seen "Southland Tales"?
The movie sucked but near the end, some singer named Rebkah Del Rio gets up and sings the national anthem. I was awe-struck by this woman's cleavage.
That is all.
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04-23-2008, 03:21 PM
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injuries, i has them
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yay my back feels good today. deadlifts should be on the menu then.
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Training Log: http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=410987
'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'' - Muhammad Ali
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04-23-2008, 03:23 PM
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Patient girl. If I was her I'd just have drove off while you were all in the strip club.
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04-23-2008, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by bacon
Anyone seen "Southland Tales"?
The movie sucked but near the end, some singer named Rebkah Del Rio gets up and sings the national anthem. I was awe-struck by this woman's cleavage.
That is all.
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The verse with the cleavage is why the National Anthem is my favorite song. __________________
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but, in practice, there is.
"Slacks are a species of bird" - Fatty's story
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04-23-2008, 03:24 PM
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Patient girl. If I was her I'd just have drove off while you were all in the strip club.
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But you would still put out in the hot tub later, right? __________________
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but, in practice, there is.
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04-23-2008, 03:28 PM
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Patient girl. If I was her I'd just have drove off while you were all in the strip club.
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That's the amazing part. I was certain that we'd be calling a cab, but Miguel assured us she was cool with it.
(ps. he waited in teh van with her) __________________
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04-23-2008, 03:30 PM
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The verse with the cleavage is why the National Anthem is my favorite song.
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