[mschatz]

Originally Posted by thethirddiaz

Misses, were you in the service? If so, what branch?

In either case, explain your hate of Tarver.

Nope, didnt serve.

Hate might be too strong of a word. Ive never been a fan of his, and I think he fights at the level of his competition. He was great against RJJ, and then he'll be mediocre for a couple fights. His style is very boring to me as well. Watching B Hpp put a hurtin on him was teh awesome

[takeahnase]

Originally Posted by kaboom187

i'd need to learn how to make sure they didn't have a dick in their native language.

In Thai:

Tranny = Ka-toey
Dick = Q-ai

Actually, trannies are pretty easy to spot with a little practice. Stuff like adam apple, checking the hands etc. is not very helpful in Thailand however, as they are too "petite" and have extremely good surgery. The best indicator is sexual aggressiveness. Not many real girls, hooker or no, grab your dick before they know your name.

[CarnalSalvation]

Originally Posted by Standard

The expression of a guy who just picked up a tranny by mistake would be priceless


"oh i see you have a dick too"


*awkward silence*

I know a guy who made that mistake, he didn't figure it out until he was back at his hotel and some shit had already gone down, so he just went with it and hit that shit.

[ChaseT.]

Originally Posted by takeahnase

That is quite difficult in Thailand. The girls are very jealous, i.e. more than one per bar can be a problem.

I know Thai women in general are crazy, but how do hookers end up getting jealous about johns patronizing other hookers?

[thethirddiaz]

Originally Posted by hunto

ez, you grab a handful.

Haha, the crocodile dundee method.

Originally Posted by mschatz

Nope, didnt serve.

Hate might be too strong of a word. Ive never been a fan of his, and I think he fights at the level of his competition. He was great against RJJ, and then he'll be mediocre for a couple fights. His style is very boring to me as well. Watching B Hpp put a hurtin on him was teh awesome

Fair enough. That's about what I've heard. I just love that he said that to Jones. I wanted to see the B-hop fight but I missed it. I'm interested in the B-hop Calzaghe fight next weekend.

[CarnalSalvation]

Originally Posted by ChaseT.

I know Thai women in general are crazy, but how do hookers end up getting jealous about johns patronizing other hookers?

I think he's making shit up.

[kaboom187]

so take, you're telling me trannies like the dick?

[CarnalSalvation]

muh dik.

[Shar]

Originally Posted by ChaseT.

I know Thai women in general are crazy, but how do hookers end up getting jealous about johns patronizing other hookers?

Just as strippers get jealous about their clients paying other strippers for dances. Because they want to suck as much money out of you as possible and they can`t do that if you spend your money on other whores.

[takeahnase]

Originally Posted by ChaseT.

I know Thai women in general are crazy, but how do hookers end up getting jealous about johns patronizing other hookers?

Prostitution in Thailand works differently from most other countries. You buy a girlfriend for the night, not a quick fuck. The Thai's take the girlfriend thing very seriously, which is why it's more fun and not as skanky as in many other countries.

This is how you meet a hooker in Thailand if you don't go to an explicit girly bar (and even there it is similar): You go to a club or bar. You stand around to talk to people. You make eye contact. You go up or she comes up. You talk. You have a good time. You pay for a couple of drinks. You are introduced to some of her friends. You introduce her to the people you are there with. You go to another bar/club. At some point, you grab a cab to your hotel. You fuck. The next morning you pay (if you have to - and I've never talked about money the same night). Maybe she sticks around and you go to the beach or shopping or whatever.