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04-04-2008, 09:22 PM
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Storytime.
My 2 Bros-in-law are gay. (make all nevcessary jokes here.) I got to see a sode of life I'd have never got to see. I also got to see just who was gay and who wasn't. The big tough guys gawkin about 'kickin a feggs ass' were the same ones popping up at 1 in the morning to get his dick sucked. I was out with tehm one night running wild, on all sorts of drugs, and a car full of badasses stopped us. 4 bad dudes got out and started with the fegg shit. Marty, who was about 6 foot and mayb 150 lb soaking wet, said'well lets get it on big boys. I love two things- sucking cock and kicking ass!' And he beat up 3 of the guys no sweat- we did nothing. Didn't have to. I'v enever seen such a display of fury and technical punching ever in real life. This motherfucker tore 3 guys new assholes, big guys, and the 4th said fuck it, piled em in their stupid truck and they left. We were fucked on acid, not believing it.
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Team Chaos: Chaos Mitten, Donut62, bigjohn_127, vince89, graedy, Merrill, fearfactory, fennway4414, hunto, Ascendant, Calvo
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04-04-2008, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Zerocrew1984
I want in
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At the carnival rides theres usally a cowboys cutout witha pistol and he says 'Little feller if you aint this tall you cant ride."
Well, we have a cowboy with his pistols spread aprt, and little feller, if'n you ain't this long, you can't play. __________________
Team Chaos: Chaos Mitten, Donut62, bigjohn_127, vince89, graedy, Merrill, fearfactory, fennway4414, hunto, Ascendant, Calvo
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04-04-2008, 09:38 PM
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3 Bottles!
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Acid is rough for fighting. It's no good at all.
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"Well if sex is off the table then you should remove them as girls that want to date you. People that don't have sex aren't even really people. Not that it matters since women are things." - Ratman
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04-04-2008, 09:39 PM
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3 Bottles!
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Originally Posted by hunto
At the carnival rides theres usally a cowboys cutout witha pistol and he says 'Little feller if you aint this tall you cant ride."
Well, we have a cowboy with his pistols spread aprt, and little feller, if'n you ain't this long, you can't play.
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Graphic. __________________
"Well if sex is off the table then you should remove them as girls that want to date you. People that don't have sex aren't even really people. Not that it matters since women are things." - Ratman
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04-04-2008, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Dan Slobodin
Acid is rough for fighting. It's no good at all.
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Thats partially why I stayed out of it. I was just "??????" for about a minute, I wasn't in immediate danger, so nothing kicked in, and I felt like an observer.
Besides, part of me was tripping about Marty. I'd seen this man, this slim man, in drag as a woman, high on all kinds of shit, etc. Never an iota that he was a fighter. __________________
Team Chaos: Chaos Mitten, Donut62, bigjohn_127, vince89, graedy, Merrill, fearfactory, fennway4414, hunto, Ascendant, Calvo
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04-04-2008, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by hunto
Thats partially why I stayed out of it. I was just "??????" for about a minute, I wasn't in immediate danger, so nothing kicked in, and I felt like an observer.
Besides, part of me was tripping about Marty. I'd seen this man, this slim man, in drag as a woman, high on all kinds of shit, etc. Never an iota that he was a fighter.
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LSD was my drug of choice, along with DXM and vitamin K for a long time, but they tended to make me askeered of physical conflict. __________________
New to lifting? Read this then:
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=402978
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04-04-2008, 10:00 PM
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Venturing into country not for old men.
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Since were talkin' good smoke...
I grew up in Aspen Colorado. One of my best friend's Dad grew pot way up in the mountains, right in the front yard. They lived in a cabin at the end of a dirt road. I remember going over to party, walking down the little path to his house, through 7 foot tall marijuana plants, the trunks purple and a thick as trees.
I remember the buds: the size of hot dog buns, sticky to the touch, knotted green and fuzzy red hairs all over them.
Good God that was some amazing shit.
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Lived my life in the valleys
on the hills
on alcohol
on pills.
"Bubble Boy, you are very handsome." - Zop
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04-04-2008, 10:04 PM
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Venturing into country not for old men.
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Today the most amazing thing happened. It made me feel...invigorated.
I was stopped at a red light.
There were three girls walking down the road: college lunch break.
They were cute, and I was indeed checking them out.
One made eye contact with me.
She waved, and winked.
Then...blew me a kiss.
I waved back in a daze.
Then she turned and shook her booty at me. NO SHIT.
The light turned green.
And I'll never see her again.
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Lived my life in the valleys
on the hills
on alcohol
on pills.
"Bubble Boy, you are very handsome." - Zop
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04-04-2008, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubble Boy
Today the most amazing thing happened. It made me feel...invigorated.
I was stopped at a red light.
There were three girls walking down the road: college lunch break.
They were cute, and I was indeed checking them out.
One made eye contact with me.
She waved, and winked.
Then...blew me a kiss.
I waved back in a daze.
Then she turned and shook her booty at me. NO SHIT.
The light turned green.
And I'll never see her again.
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Dude.... don't give up that easy. You should hang around the area all day looking for her and trying to trace her. Then totally stalk her. She could be the one! __________________
Chakarov says 'No, no, no'.
270kg squat @ 91kg, 3 days before the world championships. Freak.
Oxcart, ever the voice of reason - thethirddiaz
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