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11-07-2007, 02:07 PM
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That's a lie.
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11-07-2007, 02:07 PM
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I work for the government. I ahve nothing BUT time to post.
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11-07-2007, 02:11 PM
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Quote:
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I work for the government. I ahve nothing BUT time to post.
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11-07-2007, 02:14 PM
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Im hard at work. Somebody has to support Zero...enjoy my tax money you bastard
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11-07-2007, 02:19 PM
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Guess Bacon is at lunch, no stoury for joo. Being a IT person, shouldn't it be rather easy to find a job if you wanted to zero?
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11-07-2007, 02:19 PM
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careerbuilder.com ???
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11-07-2007, 02:20 PM
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Of all my friends, I have the most nicknames. No one ever calls me Bryan, including my parents. It's not that I don't like my name, I'm just not accustomed to hearing it from people I know. My boss doesn't even call me Bryan.
So anyways, a few years ago, my forever-drunk friend Miguel got married. JK and I (and 3 other dudes) were groomsmen. All the groomsmen and the 2 ushers received flasks from the groom. It was a small token of appreciation for renting a $200 dollar tux, spending $500 on airline tickets and putting up with the brides bitch-ass family.
When I opened the box and pulled out the flask, I was confused. The flask said "BRYAN" on it. I asked, "Who the fuck is Bryan?" I don't know why, but it really pissed me off. It pissed me off more when I found out that the lowly ushers (AKA, junior varsity of weddings) had nicknames engraved on their flasks. I felt betrayed.
Liquor never really tasted right out of that flask. When I discovered the crack, I kinda smiled and walked promptly to the trash can to make the deposit. I now have a new flask with no real significance, other than the lack of an annoying engraving. Maybe my name just made me feel normal. I hate feeling normal. Normal sucks and I'm anything but normal. Especially when I've been hitting the flask.
Lame story, but you asked for it.
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11-07-2007, 02:22 PM
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Quote:
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Of all my friends, I have the most nicknames. No one ever calls me Bryan, including my parents. It's not that I don't like my name, I'm just not accustomed to hearing it from people I know. My boss doesn't even call me Bryan.
So anyways, a few years ago, my forever-drunk friend Miguel got married. JK and I (and 3 other dudes) were groomsmen. All the groomsmen and the 2 ushers received flasks from the groom. It was a small token of appreciation for renting a $200 dollar tux, spending $500 on airline tickets and putting up with the brides bitch-ass family.
When I opened the box and pulled out the flask, I was confused. The flask said "BRYAN" on it. I asked, "Who the fuck is Bryan?" I don't know why, but it really pissed me off. It pissed me off more when I found out that the lowly ushers (AKA, junior varsity of weddings) had nicknames engraved on their flasks. I felt betrayed.
Liquor never really tasted right out of that flask. When I discovered the crack, I kinda smiled and walked promptly to the trash can to make the deposit. I now have a new flask with no real significance, other than the lack of an annoying engraving. Maybe my name just made me feel normal. I hate feeling normal. Normal sucks and I'm anything but normal. Especially when I've been hitting the flask.
Lame story, but you asked for it.
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