[CarnalSalvation]

Originally Posted by Zerocrew1984

i havent slept in my bed for a week now. i just cant fall asleep. i have to lay on the couch and then fall asleep. then wake up in the middle of the night and fall asleep on my bed.

This is exactly how I ended up with Sally. I only sleep between 2-4 nights a week. So rather than trying to sleep, I just spend all night laying on Sally. It's more relaxing than sitting in my recliner chain smoking and wondering if I'll ever be tired. Sometimes I spend the whole night there. I actually got a couple hours of sleep last night, it was sublime.

And if I found a couch I can fit on, any of you can.

[thethirddiaz]

Haha. I should have saved that old picture of you that you posted with the liquor bottle.

[CarnalSalvation]

Originally Posted by finnegan

There is no saving a cheap canned beer. Go ahead and drink it from its container. Some beers just don't work when they are in a bottle. They need to be poured.
Liquor, on the other hand, should be drank straight from the bottle when possible.

I stopped drinking out of bottles when I stopped feeling like I had something to prove. Waddya hiding duder!?

[Zerocrew1984]

the maint guy at my apt comp put a sticker on my car stating that it was going to be towed because it was inoperable. apparently because my car is so shitty looking they thought someone had ditched it or something.

fucking pwned.

[finnegan]

Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

I stopped drinking out of bottles when I stopped feeling like I had something to prove. Waddya hiding duder!?

Not hiding anything. I just hate trying to figure out which shot glass is mine when I'm drunk. I'm afraid I'll contract palsy or something from someone elses glass.

[CarnalSalvation]

Originally Posted by Zerocrew1984

the maint guy at my apt comp put a sticker on my car stating that it was going to be towed because it was inoperable. apparently because my car is so shitty looking they thought someone had ditched it or something.

fucking pwned.

AHAHAHHAHA. Yeah, yeah, you did get pwn3d.

[CarnalSalvation]

Originally Posted by finnegan

Not hiding anything. I just hate trying to figure out which shot glass is mine when I'm drunk. I'm afraid I'll contract palsy or something from someone elses glass.

See, that's just one of many reasons you should drink alone.

When I was drinking a lot, I would only drink out of one glass. Washing it was ritualistic.

[finnegan]

Off to work. I'll catch back up with everyone on page 214 tonight.

[bacon]

I never understood glass etiquette. You're drinking bourbon, you need this glass. You're drinking a long iland, you need this glass. Martini's go in these, brandy goes in these....blah blah blah.

All I require of my glasses is that they don't leak.

[erco]

The only glass you'll ever need...