[Zerocrew1984]

6001!

[CarnalSalvation]

Sally has cheetah print feet.

[Zerocrew1984]

i have never had a new couch or chair. never. everything has been used. for once i want a virgin.

[CarnalSalvation]

Sally is no virgin, I got her used. But I uh....like splashed some water on her or something to make her a virgin again.

[CarnalSalvation]

I've had this couch for years, the love affair is new. Not the couch.

[Zerocrew1984]

i havent slept in my bed for a week now. i just cant fall asleep. i have to lay on the couch and then fall asleep. then wake up in the middle of the night and fall asleep on my bed.

[AbdominalSnoman]

Real men don't fit on sofas.








And neither do I.

[Zerocrew1984]

neither do i

[Saith]

Most comfortable mattress in the world.

Most expensive mattress as well.

[finnegan]

There is no saving a cheap canned beer. Go ahead and drink it from its container. Some beers just don't work when they are in a bottle. They need to be poured.
Liquor, on the other hand, should be drank straight from the bottle when possible.