[woogie12]

Bitches are so god damned annoying.

[deegs]

true that, my girlfriend is teh nurse and she makes like 29 dollars per hour. im her boytoy.

[magicman531]

So what's the verdict here now woog? Going to the marines or taking some time off to think?

[Bamaispriceless]

Originally Posted by woogie12

Bitches are so god damned annoying.

I love girls. I have such a weak spot for girls. In fact, I have never used the word "bitch" to a girl.

[Bamaispriceless]

Dog Chapman is the coolest motherfucker on earth. He has just passed Bear Grylls as the coolest dude alive. I am listening to his interview on Hannity and Colms (rerun), and not only is he an excellent guy, he is also a bad motherfucker.

[woogie12]

Well I'm givin it 5 years. And I've used an awful slew of words to girls.

Haha this isn't a terrible thing but one night we were at this party and this chick was walkin around yellin get out of my way, move it, move the fuck out of my way. So she walks up to me and goes you're in my way, all bitchy-like. So I said, yea well you're a bitch. She was speechless and I found out later she owned the house we were in, oh well.


But for real, I'm just trying to read my book and these slunts won't stop complaining.

[Bamaispriceless]

Haha, I call that "WOOGIEOWNEDMOTHERFUCKER".

[magicman531]

Originally Posted by Bamaispriceless

I love s. I have such a weak spot for s. In fact, I have never used the word "bitch" to a .

You're not a man until you do.

I was in a restaurant when this decent looking sitting at the table beside spills her drink. Out of an ocd like habit I always grab a gratuitous amount of napkins anywhere I go. She sees them and demands "Give me some of your napkins, now!"

Woah. Normally I'd have handed them right over. But she was obviously upset, frustrated, flustered, and not hot enough. I simply said, "fuck off bitch. There's some more right up there," as I pointed to the counter.

[magicman531]

What do you mean 5 years? You're going to wait 5 years and if nothing significant happens in that time, it's off to the marines?

[Bamaispriceless]

Originally Posted by magicman531

You're not a man until you do.

I was in a restaurant when this decent looking sitting at the table beside spills her drink. Out of an ocd like habit I always grab a gratuitous amount of napkins anywhere I go. She sees them and demands "Give me some of your napkins, now!"

Woah. Normally I'd have handed them right over. But she was obviously upset, frustrated, flustered, and not hot enough. I simply said, "fuck off bitch. There's some more right up there," as I pointed to the counter.

Hahaha, very nice. I especially thought the "and not hot enough" was hilarious.

Im not a little bitch, I have no problem taking up for myself and such, but just something about calling names to girls/women isn't right. I just have a weak spot for them.

I have called my Sister a bitch, but as far as friends, no. A hot girl with a great personality = never getting called anything anytime for any reason...my ex and now good friend can attest to that