I call bullshit Alan, you would have joined me and you know it

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I had a rat that terrorized our house about a 2 month period. NO ONE could get rid of it, and every night he would come out and shit pellets on everything. One night he made it up to my bedroom somehow...he got in my bed and although I was in a MAJOR daze and don't remember much, I do remember my exact thoughts (litterally) "holy shit.......theres a rat....get the fuck out of here...." *sleep walks into next room, fall over chair, make loud boom...make it to couch, fall of couch, get back up and go to sleep*