Guys, my life isn't very drama filled. It's all in the writing style.
I can make "I went to Mcdonalds, got a hamburger, and came home"
into
"I went to Mcdonalds, some dude kept staring me down the whole way so I planned out my attack if I needed to beat his ugly ass into a pulp. I got my hamburger and the motherfucker put too much ketchup on it, so I was pissed about that. I walked home in freaking 25 degree tempeture, and thought my Dick was gonna freeze off...God it was cold. But I enjoyed the Hamburger

".
It's all in the details.