St. Carnal's Pub - Page 42

liquid! · 10-09-2007, 09:13 PM

How attractive was the Can O' Gas when you young?

MatterOverMind · 10-09-2007, 09:14 PM

Just heard on the news that Miller and Coors (#2 and 3 in domestic beer sales) have merged. They are now expected to make up 30% of the domestic market.

Centaur · 10-09-2007, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonny

How many of you ****s have gotten drunk in the woods and played that stupid game where you run and jump through the camp fire?

I know a guy who did that back in the day. He had shredded jeans (ya, WAY back in the day) and some sort of spandex-like shorts on underneath. Well the threads from the jeans caught fire and the and shorts underneath melted (not really, but I can;t think of a better way to describe it). Fucker had 2nd and 3rd degree burns all over his ass.

juanlawnmower · 10-09-2007, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by liquid!

How attractive was the Can O' Gas when you young?

You mean Coleman. The high test flammable shit.

My friend lived on a "lagoon" (read: large open area in canal system) and had a pool deck, which was raised about 3 feet above the dock. The deck ventilated excess water through a system under the wood planks. Its exit was a PVC pipe that emptied on to the dock.

We took the most flammable stuff we could get our mangy, middle-school hands on, poured it in copious amounts, and set it ablaze. We realized it got out of hand when smoke and, a couple minutes later, flames started to rise out from between the spaces in the planks. We managed to put it out before the entire pool deck caught.

We did that like 3 times.

finnegan · 10-09-2007, 09:21 PM

I've speared guys as they start to run at a 8+ foot tall burning pile of logs. What is it about fire and drunks? *drinks and builds bonfire to tend*
That being said, I've calmly walked through a fire many, many times.