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Old 10-31-2007, 06:32 PM   #4081 (permalink)
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I deliver.

And you guys voted against me for mod. Jerks
Your failure will keep you hungry for our approval. You are doing ok so far. keep working...
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:32 PM   #4082 (permalink)

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good report back alan! you fucking KNOW those are the types of girls that have nude pics floating around somewhere....
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:33 PM   #4083 (permalink)
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I voted for ya Anal.
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Old 10-31-2007, 06:35 PM   #4084 (permalink)

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The best part about Alan's girls is that they're not fat, but still have hooters. The biggest boobs I've been with have always come from somewhat chubbier girls.
For example, I give you exhibit a:

The girl on the right I banged beside a bush during a bush party and for the rest of the night she was complaining about grass in her ass.
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Excellent, you shall be my right hand man when I take over the planet.
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Ive never really thought about emo girls being a problem. All girls are emotional, its just the way the world works. Its when guys go "emo" that I get freaked out. You know...the girl-jeans, dark mop of hair across the eyes, the "world is against me" forlorn look, and crappy, pathetic music
Yeah, well she has sor tof the emo looks (like somewhat dark eye liner, weird myspace pictures, etc) but she is very sweet and seems mature (for a 16 year old girl ). Im trying hard to get with this girl, she has alot of what Im looking for it seems. I know guys like that, and one literally locked himself in his room for 3 days and cut himself when his girlfriend broke up with him. Nice move.
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Good job Firebrace! Ive done much worse than that...
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I'll give you an example of chicks I know and some "mostly estimated" dimensions.

"Emo" chick: 5' 4", 32 E.
Ex gf (misses, Finn, the one in the photo I sent you): 5' 8", 28 DDD
Girl i dated for a week: 5' 6", 36 DD
Girl in Nurse outfit: 5' 6", 34 E
Cop outfit girl: 5' 7", 28 C

Only 2 out of the 5 there have a decent ass.
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Firebrace, should have banged the one on the left, but you did a good job.
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LOL at 5'4 with 32E...you could get lost in between there.
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