[Bamaispriceless]

Originally Posted by Zerocrew1984

sorry to hear that bama.

i've failed a sobriety test as well because the tests weren't explained to me clearly. they treated me like a real asshole too. why did you break up with your gf. i thought you were in love.

Yeah, he made me get out of the car, patted me down and took my knives, kept accusing me of being drunk, kept asking if I had any illegal narcotics, and treated me like a felon.

The GF is old news Zero, where have you been? I was in love, but she was in love with herself. Screw her. Im gonna start pimpin ho's from now on.

[mschatz]

Originally Posted by Shsu_Rugger

so I totally won a costume contest last night at the bar. . .4 free tickets to see Kevin Fowler on the 14th($48 worth of tickets here in Huntsville but to see him in SA it's like $80-$100). Went as a geek, but two of the "random judges" were my friends, pure luck I swear. Some D-Bag fraggots were booing and throwing ice but I won so fuck them and their white visors.

hahahha, nice!

[Bamaispriceless]

Originally Posted by juanlawnmower

Ouch.

Next week on the Young and the Restless...

This from the guy who gets puked on by a girl and smokes weed in front of a cop? Haha, go to hell .

[Cap'n]

Originally Posted by Bamaispriceless

Because I got pulled over for 78 in a 50

See, this is the point where I have no sympathy for you.

[fennway4414]

Bama, did you have ANY alcohol in you what so ever? Or by saying you weren't drunk, was it 'I had 14 beers but over the course of 90 minutes, so I'm fine!'

[mschatz]

Originally Posted by Bamaispriceless

The GF is old news Zero, where have you been? I was in love, but she was in love with herself. Screw her. Im gonna start pimpin ho's from now on.

Jesus was a pimp back in his day. There's a reason the Bible skips his life story from being born in the manger to being a rabble rouser in his mid-30's.

[mschatz]

Originally Posted by fennway4414

Bama, did you have ANY alcohol in you what so ever? Or by saying you weren't drunk, was it 'I had 14 beers but over the course of 90 minutes, so I'm fine!'

I dont think Bama drinks at all

[Cap'n]

Originally Posted by Zerocrew1984

my rent is 545 a month. bastards are moving it up 30 bucks though.

*shakes fist*

Mine is 570 a month, going up to 635 dec 1. Merry Christmas

[Bamaispriceless]

Originally Posted by Alan Goode

See, this is the point where I have no sympathy for you.

Two things:

1) I dont want sympathy whatsoever, and

2) There was no way he, or I, knew how fast I was going. He was on top of a hill in which the angle would be impossible for the radar gun to work, and I was on the cell phone and not paying attention to the speed (read: the speed, I was totally on the road). So, he threw a number out of his ass, which is why I did not recieve a ticket. I was probably going 60-65. Too fast, but considering no one was on the road and it was 11 at night, it was ok.

Fenway, I didnt drink anything. He said my eyes were red and glassy, the reason being my contacts were dry as fuck.

[Cap'n]

Originally Posted by Bamaispriceless

Two things:

1) I dont want sympathy whatsoever, and

2) There was no way he, or I, knew how fast I was going. He was on top of a hill in which the angle would be impossible for the radar gun to work, and I was on the cell phone and not paying attention to the speed (read: the speed, I was totally on the road). So, he threw a number out of his ass, which is why I did not recieve a ticket. I was probably going 60-65. Too fast, but considering no one was on the road and it was 11 at night, it was ok.

Fenway, I didnt drink anything. He said my eyes were red and glassy, the reason being my contacts were dry as fuck.

I'm going to enjoy going to another party tonight, seeing some scantily clad sluts and urging them to show me dem titties.