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It's halloween assholes. And Im sitting at home. Why am I sitting at home you ask? Because I got pulled over for 78 in a 50, failed 2 sobriety tests while not being drunk (the asshole didn't explain what he wanted me to do), got my license pulled by my parents, broke up with my girlfriend and therefore don't have a party to go to outside of a "church trunk or treat" (lame lame lame), and all of my freaking friends are either at parties or church.
I will celebrate Halloween by eating massive amounts of food, breaking a Bench PR, doing speed DL's, flirting with as many different girls as I can via phone (wh00t!1), and watching the lameness "Knocked Up" and the weirdness "Buried Alive".
Oh, and all that work I did to move up in the rankings has been for naught.
Have an excellent fucking day, bitches.
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"Don't make me rape you and kill your family." - Cap'n.
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