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Yesterday I made somebody's cerebral gears change without the clutch. I was at the mall (I go there to people watch more than consume), and as I walked by the Abercrombie and fitch store I noticed their bimbo/human billboard standing in the front chewing on her nails. Now if you've never been to an A&F store you need to know two things:
1) you're lucky
2) They put the cutest girl they have working in the front as a greeter to try and get people to come in.
So I make brief eye contact with her as I walk by and a beat after leaving her sight I turn around and approach her. Based on body language alone, cute girl is thinking something like "I'm so cute, here comes another guy to chat with me." whether or not she's interested in me is irrelevant really, then I let this fly:
"you know, strictly speaking it's more sanitary to eat a cockroach than chew on your fingernails."
Man you could see her world crash down around her. Not only was this guy NOT coming to hit on her, but he made one of her actions seem disgusting instead of appealing. "Ugh... thanks" she said folding her arms and hiding her fingernails. and with that, I was off.
Highlight of my day. I may stop by today and see how she's doing.
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Your goal in the gym should be simple: more reps performed more explosively with more weight in less time.
Find yourself in a maniac's mind: carnivorous, lusting and fulfilled by the the atrocities you commit. Be assured in your dominance. Lick your canines and incisors, and smile. Now lift.
"conditioning is to weight training what cruciferous vegetables are to diet" - King Kabuki
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