St. Carnal's Pub - Page 3554

finnegan · 01-10-2008, 03:07 AM

Night woog.

Saith · 01-10-2008, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by finnegan

For me, Paleo friendly means:
Stop using spray butter and salt
Eat more fish.
No oatmeal.

Other than that, I'm more or less on it already

No more oatmeal? That's like saying you have to kill your baby.

CarnalSalvation · 01-10-2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Saith

No more oatmeal? That's like saying you have to kill your baby.

Who wouldn't want to do that? Nasty little creatures, babies.

My dream job is ice-picking all those unwanted Chinese and Korean babies in the soft spot.

**Sonny** · 01-10-2008, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

My dream job is ice-picking all those unwanted Chinese and Korean babies in the soft spot.

Brutal.

CarnalSalvation · 01-10-2008, 11:32 AM

My real dream job is being a kept man for an older, barren woman who supports my enthusiasm for narcotics.

hunto · 01-10-2008, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

He is usually armed yes. He does NOT sell on street corners, that's the most low-down way to sell/buy drugs.

What really tripped me out was this other cat I was buying from while my main man was in county, he had all these BG motherfuckers that were strapped. Always talking about HIS block and shit like that. They were cool to me though, taught me how to play spades, got me high, all the proper kind of things. But that dude took FOREVER to get my weed. He'd tell me to come over when he called his guy, not when his guy got there. So often I ended up sitting somewhere smoking a blunt playing spades or watching black kids fight over whether or not one of them was cheating at Madden. Girls were seriously freaked out by that whole scene.

This is why, years ago, I worked it out with my connect that everything be delivered. I never travel with any drugs. I cannot afford to lose the family vehicle, nor go to jail, with all the expense that brings, over some weed. Connect needed PCs for himself and his boy, 11 yrs- I hooked em up with fairly new rigs, and dude is so happy, he brings my stuff FOC. In fact, QP is on the way now, be here in a hour or so. Some dodo too.

hunto · 01-10-2008, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

My real dream job is being a kept man for an older, barren woman who supports my enthusiasm for narcotics.

I live that dream, except Mrs. Hunto is as fertile as the Napa valley, and we're the same age.

NYAH NYAH NYAH NAYH TBBBBTHTHTH

bacon · 01-10-2008, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CarnalSalvation

Who wouldn't want to do that? Nasty little creatures, babies.

My dream job is ice-picking all those unwanted Chinese and Korean babies in the soft spot.

They breed so fast in those parts that you never run out of work.

niagareven · 01-10-2008, 11:42 AM

im extremely bored

CarnalSalvation · 01-10-2008, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by hunto

This is why, years ago, I worked it out with my connect that everything be delivered. I never travel with any drugs. I cannot afford to lose the family vehicle, nor go to jail, with all the expense that brings, over some weed. Connect needed PCs for himself and his boy, 11 yrs- I hooked em up with fairly new rigs, and dude is so happy, he brings my stuff FOC. In fact, QP is on the way now, be here in a hour or so. Some dodo too.

MY main guy delivers, which is part of why he's my main dude. That and his shit is off the chain, and I've been buying from him since I was 16/17.

That little baby gangster dude sold schwag, but it was cheap, and I needed to get dope from somewhere. I ended up finding another source if primo bud, and that worked out better. But that cat didn't deliver either.