St. Carnal's Pub - Page 3501

**hunto** · 01-08-2008, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by flak

Good, that reduces the competition for her.

You're a Tea fan Flak??

flak · 01-08-2008, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by hunto

You're a Tea fan Flak??

Yepper.

**hunto** · 01-08-2008, 08:05 PM

I'm in a dilemna about Jessica Alba. To have such a beautiful knockout smile, megawatt, when she shuts her mouth, she looks like every other Latino chick out there.

magicman531 · 01-08-2008, 08:05 PM

compared to

wait no, that can't be called a comparison. there is no comparison here. only right and wrong.

flak · 01-08-2008, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

compared to

wait no, that can't be called a comparison. there is no comparison here. only right and wrong.

Tell ya what, we'll go out and pick both of 'em up, and everybody's happy.

**hunto** · 01-08-2008, 08:07 PM

Or
Vanessa Minillo. Girl is gorgeous. Just knock that hand-signal gang-cred shit out of her, she'd be all right.

Bubble Boy · 01-08-2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by hunto

What is up Bubble Boy!!

Yeah, that first sentence is truth. My bro-in-laws are both gay, and it gave me a view on a world I never knew existed in our town. They'd bring me and Mrs Hunto downtown, and we'd see all sorts of people we knew in school. There was a football jockhead, fucking bully, down here looking for a guy to share a rock and blow him. Over here was the preppy little James Spader-lookalike, all the girls were hot for him, yet he went with the most non-touch Christian girl. He was gay, but no one knew, till we spent the night at this girls house, parents outta town, yada yada. My GF and I wake up, and his girl is cryin- 'I don't know what I did wrong, I tried and tried, he just couldn't do it wahahahhaha" I'm fucking dying. HE'S A BIG QUEEEEEEEEEER !! I had the scoop on every dude in school who was full of shit, way more than you'd think.
I don't care who has sex with what, but these assholes were the same ones always saying 'Fucking ****gots man' and **** this and Kick a ****s ass and all that shit, going and picking up tricks.

Yeah, I've had similar experiences. I dated a super hot chick once who preferred gay bars because dudes weren't constantly hitting on her. Worked for me.
I used to love going to lesbian bars with her. Lot's of hot chicks. Not all bull dikes at all. HAWT chicks.

magicman531 · 01-08-2008, 08:09 PM

I don't really have any celebrity crushes. Except for Meagan Good. That's the only one I would obsess over. Do shit like buy her torn gym socks for $50,000 off of ebay.

magicman531 · 01-08-2008, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by magicman531

I don't really have any celebrity crushes. Except for Meagan Good. That's the only one I would obsess over. Do shit like buy her torn gym socks for $50,000 off of ebay.

Oh and Kate Beckinsale.

**hunto** · 01-08-2008, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bubble Boy

Yeah, I've had similar experiences. I dated a super hot chick once who preferred gay bars because dudes weren't constantly hitting on her. Worked for me.
I used to love going to lesbian bars with her. Lot's of hot chicks. Not all bull dikes at all. HAWT chicks.

I went to a gay bar a couple of times with them, it was always interesting. I was n00b *shocked* the first time I saw two Tom Sellecks Frenching. But fuck, I almost got to see Divine. My wife handed Divine, of the John Waters movies, she handed him a big bouquet of roses.
A week later he was dead.
Mrs. Hunto killed Divine.