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Old 01-06-2008, 12:03 AM   #33551 (permalink)
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Carnal.. you're a gigantic, hilarious, intimidating white guy...

Don't they just send you history teacher degrees in the mail?
I feel like they should. I know a fair bit about history, a great deal about drugs, some stuff about weightlifting, I'm a natural and eager instructor. I could teach "Home Economics" for dysfunctional kids.

First lesson: When one of your junkie sluts leaves with enough cash for 7 grams of coke and never comes back, don't go beat her ass yourself, even if you know where she works. Instead, rile up your Number 1 skank about it. Don't tell her to do anything, just bring it up and let her invariably ill temper do the rest of the work. You might not get your money back, but that girl will never steal from you again. For a variety of reasons.

And thank you very much for the kind words. I'm highly dependent on external validation.
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:05 AM   #33552 (permalink)
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I see now why sitting here hammered, this thread has over 1 grand worth of pages.
Oh yeah, it's fantastic when you're drunk. Unfortunately I'm taking this month off.

I could really go for some strong narcotic painkillers about now though. My back is still torn up something fierce, and it hurts everytime I cough. Which is often because I smoke too much.
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:05 AM   #33553 (permalink)
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MoM, I just bookmarked your photobucket... right after carnal's treatise.
Well, you're S.O.L. now.

I didn't realize it was public.

It's not anymore.
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:06 AM   #33554 (permalink)
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wow dragon... ruined that one for us. PRIVATE
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Whoa, the pubs full tonight!

Hi Everyone :-)
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:06 AM   #33556 (permalink)
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I may have convinced my 19 year old female cousin to begin a 5x5 workout. I'm changing the world one fitness routine at a time.
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oh, that's fantastic :-)
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:09 AM   #33558 (permalink)

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I lol'd at the video MoM.

*waves at Blonde* nice avatar.
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Great, I reinstalled windows but now the website that has my motherboard drivers isn't loading....

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I may have convinced my 19 year old female cousin to begin a 5x5 workout. I'm changing the world one fitness routine at a time.
My cousin that I lust after has recently given birth I believe. I'm determined to mix up some of her tittie milk with whiskey.
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